Hello? Hello-o? Is this thing on?
Oh, thanks. Hi, my name is Jerba. And I'm here to tell you that cult worship is illegal on Gaia and you will all burn in the fires of the Recycle Bin along with your leader, Mister Cullen. BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
**and now back to our regularly scheduled programming**
Twilight sucks. Get a life. Oh, and go read some feminist literature instead.
