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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:16 pm


*goes onboard the battleship "Emperor Angelo XXV"*
*aims frontal turrets at Twilight cruise ship*
*blows the Twilight cruise ship from out of the water*
Vengeance is ours!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:29 pm


TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
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Wait a minute, think about this, all the biggest twitards on a boat and shipped off too a freezzing shithole. This might be a good thing
-crosses finger for titanic re-do-



^This fine gentleman has an excellent point.


*dumps dozens of starving great white sharks into sea where ship is gonna be* Yes, a fine, excellent idea.

Pineapples- lol! I know that crazy Twitard from youtube. she scares me.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:32 pm


Nara_Neji_02
TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Frim Fizz
Wait a minute, think about this, all the biggest twitards on a boat and shipped off too a freezzing shithole. This might be a good thing
-crosses finger for titanic re-do-



^This fine gentleman has an excellent point.


*dumps dozens of starving great white sharks into sea where ship is gonna be* Yes, a fine, excellent idea.

Pineapples- lol! I know that crazy Twitard from youtube. she scares me.

How about that, I sunk Twilight cruise ship!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:22 pm


Planetary Seas
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I am want to go play Titanic on every one of the moniters on the ship, then break all the mirrors for bad luck. I'm not really superstitious, but ah, what the heck right?
@Plantery Seas: Haven't a Clue.


It was a historical reference to the Liberty Bell 7, Mercury-Redstone 4 piloted by Gus Grissom, it had a painted crack on it and sunk in the ocean after splashdown. While they know the the explosive bolts blew unexpectedly, they haven't officially figured out what caused them to blow, and therefore, sink it.

So popular theory is that painting cracks on things is not smart.

Hey! I watched a movie about this on the 21st... The first people out in space... You know they pulled The Liberty Bell 7 out of the ocean recently, right?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:33 pm


Emo Guitar_Anti-Twilight
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I am want to go play Titanic on every one of the moniters on the ship, then break all the mirrors for bad luck. I'm not really superstitious, but ah, what the heck right?
@Plantery Seas: Haven't a Clue.


It was a historical reference to the Liberty Bell 7, Mercury-Redstone 4 piloted by Gus Grissom, it had a painted crack on it and sunk in the ocean after splashdown. While they know the the explosive bolts blew unexpectedly, they haven't officially figured out what caused them to blow, and therefore, sink it.

So popular theory is that painting cracks on things is not smart.

Hey! I watched a movie about this on the 21st... The first people out in space... You know they pulled The Liberty Bell 7 out of the ocean recently, right?


Yes, 10 years ago. I got to see it at a museum when I went to Nerd Space Camp as a kid.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:42 pm


Planetary Seas
Emo Guitar_Anti-Twilight
Planetary Seas
Razzz25
I am want to go play Titanic on every one of the moniters on the ship, then break all the mirrors for bad luck. I'm not really superstitious, but ah, what the heck right?
@Plantery Seas: Haven't a Clue.


It was a historical reference to the Liberty Bell 7, Mercury-Redstone 4 piloted by Gus Grissom, it had a painted crack on it and sunk in the ocean after splashdown. While they know the the explosive bolts blew unexpectedly, they haven't officially figured out what caused them to blow, and therefore, sink it.

So popular theory is that painting cracks on things is not smart.

Hey! I watched a movie about this on the 21st... The first people out in space... You know they pulled The Liberty Bell 7 out of the ocean recently, right?


Yes, 10 years ago. I got to see it at a museum when I went to Nerd Space Camp as a kid.


I ROFL'D at that. Like to the point I almost snorted my Pear up my nose. xD

Nara, Who DOESN'T she frighten? That face... God. She out of all people should get plastic surgery. Though I'm sure it won't do much for her, unless she get a brain transplant.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:26 pm


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Emo Guitar_Anti-Twilight
Planetary Seas
Razzz25
I am want to go play Titanic on every one of the moniters on the ship, then break all the mirrors for bad luck. I'm not really superstitious, but ah, what the heck right?
@Plantery Seas: Haven't a Clue.


It was a historical reference to the Liberty Bell 7, Mercury-Redstone 4 piloted by Gus Grissom, it had a painted crack on it and sunk in the ocean after splashdown. While they know the the explosive bolts blew unexpectedly, they haven't officially figured out what caused them to blow, and therefore, sink it.

So popular theory is that painting cracks on things is not smart.

Hey! I watched a movie about this on the 21st... The first people out in space... You know they pulled The Liberty Bell 7 out of the ocean recently, right?


Yes, 10 years ago. I got to see it at a museum when I went to Nerd Space Camp as a kid.


I ROFL'D at that. Like to the point I almost snorted my Pear up my nose. xD

Nara, Who DOESN'T she frighten? That face... God. She out of all people should get plastic surgery. Though I'm sure it won't do much for her, unless she get a brain transplant.


A pear?
Oh wow, my nerdy and miserable childhood has never made someone laugh that much.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:12 pm


NuttyMadame doesnt scare me, just weirds me the f**k out

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:21 pm


User Image...I can't believe people would actually want to go on a Twilight themed cruise.
I can understand a vampire GENRE cruise, where there would be all sorts of different vampire things, but TWILIGHT alone?User Image
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:17 pm


I could just imagine the twifags trying to protect the casts from sunlight. xDD
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:43 am


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User Image...I can't believe people would actually want to go on a Twilight themed cruise.
I can understand a vampire GENRE cruise, where there would be all sorts of different vampire things, but TWILIGHT alone?User Image

I know, that's why I had destroyed the ship!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:48 am


Planetary Seas
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Emo Guitar_Anti-Twilight
Planetary Seas
Razzz25
I am want to go play Titanic on every one of the moniters on the ship, then break all the mirrors for bad luck. I'm not really superstitious, but ah, what the heck right?
@Plantery Seas: Haven't a Clue.


It was a historical reference to the Liberty Bell 7, Mercury-Redstone 4 piloted by Gus Grissom, it had a painted crack on it and sunk in the ocean after splashdown. While they know the the explosive bolts blew unexpectedly, they haven't officially figured out what caused them to blow, and therefore, sink it.

So popular theory is that painting cracks on things is not smart.

Hey! I watched a movie about this on the 21st... The first people out in space... You know they pulled The Liberty Bell 7 out of the ocean recently, right?


Yes, 10 years ago. I got to see it at a museum when I went to Nerd Space Camp as a kid.


I ROFL'D at that. Like to the point I almost snorted my Pear up my nose. xD

Nara, Who DOESN'T she frighten? That face... God. She out of all people should get plastic surgery. Though I'm sure it won't do much for her, unless she get a brain transplant.


A pear?
Oh wow, my nerdy and miserable childhood has never made someone laugh that much.


I don't think I've ever been so entertained before in my life, by a simple line.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:58 pm


I think we need a game plan.

1. Board ship with bombs and guns.
2. Plant bombs in the hull.
3. Shoot holes in all the lifeboats.
4. Escape the ship just as it's undocking, with all the twitards on it.
5. Detonate bombs once they're barely in sight.

Note: bring binoculars.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:34 pm


I just feel sorry for Forks. Ever since sparklelight was released I bet it's become infested with twi-tards. People left and right asking "OMG ISH TIS BELLAS SCHOROOOL!!!1??!!1" and searching through the woods for traces of Edward's clothes and glitter. A lot of them are probably milking the tourism cow right now but i pity the real, sane denizens.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:41 pm


Jerba
I think we need a game plan.

1. Board ship with bombs and guns.
2. Plant bombs in the hull.
3. Shoot holes in all the lifeboats.
4. Escape the ship just as it's undocking, with all the twitards on it.
5. Detonate bombs once they're barely in sight.

Note: bring binoculars.

Ahem, I had already sunk the ship, henceforth, your plan must be dropped.
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