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King Geek

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:29 pm


Twilight is racist against vampires. As Louie on Gaia says,

"No I don't sparkle in the sunlight.That's just racist against vampires!!"

It defies all classic vampire rules. Damn, I miss those times as a young boy when everyone was terrified of vampires, who could be killed with a stake, garlic, or a cross, and they couldn't go into sunlight.
Now, vampires are just things for teenage girls with no self respect to goggle over. Oh my God, did I just say goggle? This is what Twilight does to us, people!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:36 pm


Correction; Sparklepires are now just for teenage preppy scene girls.

Real Vampires are for us goth people and vampire fans in general who still love the kind that scare normal people out of their pants <3

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:46 pm


Louie says that

bloody idiot
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:10 pm


Fixed.

Also;

Garlic repels vampires, so do crosses. Stakes only halt them, not kill them. Well usually.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:23 am


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Correction; Sparklepires are now just for teenage preppy scene girls.

Real Vampires are for us goth people and vampire fans in general who still love the kind that scare normal people out of their pants <3
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Quoted for truth.
Though, I've always thought of vampires as rather formal people/creatures.
Edward doesn't seem formal at all to me.User Image
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:34 am


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Correction; Sparklepires are now just for teenage preppy scene girls.

Real Vampires are for us goth people and vampire fans in general who still love the kind that scare normal people out of their pants <3

Cataphracts aren't scared of vampires!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:52 am


Would you guy hate me if I say I started loving vampires since The Little Vampires? That Disney Channel movie from like the early 2000s?
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:48 am


The Little Vampire? With Tony and Rudolf?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:00 pm


No, because that move was more accurate than Twifail ever was. I've actually watched it twice...
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:02 pm


Actually Edward is a fairy.



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