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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:55 am
She Promised You Cookies M to the Third Power I'm actually glad. With a new face of anti coming up, the kind that just randomly decided that Twilight was steeeeewpid and belluh is omg fugli!!!1!!, I think we need to keep our place as the ones who actually read it. I'd rather be the one who took a bite and spat it out than the ones who just randomly trashed the apple. I'm happy to say that I'm one that ate the whole damn apple before spewing it back up. (And why you may ask?) Same here. It took a while for me to realize the literary high-fructose corn syrup in it.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:34 pm
I read the whole series, so don't worry, you won't get brain washed. C:
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:36 pm
Just in case you need to cleanse your brain of Twilight, I will help you!
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:27 am
BAAAAH my laptop is ******** up. srsly it freezes up like as soon as I try opening any programs on it. Hopefully my dad will have it fixed up by the weekend.... I think.... so I have to put off reading Eclipse for now. Right when Eddy reeeeeaaaaally gets into creepy stalker mode.
Anyway, the more I think about/analyze New Moon, the more it deeply offends me as a feminist, author, student of literature, hopeless romantic, and Shakespeare fan, and I feel it deserves a proper full on rant. So this shall give me the opportunity to do so. later. ninja
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:42 am
I'd have thought his breath would smell like coagulated blood. He is sparkly though, so maybe he's one of those Mentos vampires.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:48 pm
CWnerd12 "You do realize that I'll die eventually, right?" I demanded. He'd thought about this part, too. "I'll follow after as soon as I can." – YOU EVIL WHORE I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK IS THE THEME SONG FOR *MY* HOT FORBIDDEN COUPLE!!!! AND ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY DIES!!!!!!! KURT AND NORA ARE ACTUALLY MATURE ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX!!!!! …. … and okay, explain to me again, he’s willing to die for her, buuuut he won’t have sex with her yet. Srsly, if you’re not mature enough for sex, you shouldn’t be mature enough to die for your lover, okay? (…and srsly though, Concentration Camp Guard + Jewish Prisoner is *much* hotter forbidden romance than human + vampire. Kurt doesn’t want to eat Nora, he just wants to run away with her, start a new life, and atone for the literally thousands of murders he performed under orders. They actually offer each other something other than: Ur hot. U smell good. Let’s abstain!) Read it here and tell me how amazing and hot it is. It has actual sex! I wish I could read the sex! I don't have an account... What I did read was really well-written, though!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:11 pm
Be strong. We'll support you. But, watch out for the following symptoms
-burning or bleeding eyes
-arm spasms that make you throw the book in a fireplace
-and slight vomiting
I read the first 2 chapters of the first book, and I threw it.
-MrsMichaelJackson
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:04 am
CWnerd12 I just finished reading the infamous meadow scebe. Basically, the whole scene is how Edward confesses to how he wants nothing more than to eat Bella like a big juicy steak, but he can’t because he LOVES HER (even though their interaction up to this point has been pretty damn shallow). And Bella accepts the fact that she’s literally a piece of meat to him because he’s so PERFECT and COLD and BEAUTIFUL and PALE (I’m keeping track of how many times she uses those words) and because HE SAYS HE LOVES HER SO IT’S ALL OKAY. Recently, on the Tampa news has been the story of a man after beating up his girlfriend, grabbing her baby and taking the car out, threw the baby out of the car window while he was speeding down the interstate. When she had to appear in front of him in trial, he said “I love you” to her as he was taken out in handcuffs. The girl went outside the courthouse and broke down screaming and crying. I couldn’t help but see that scene in the back of my mind as I read the whole meadow scene. When I wasn’t gagging at the descriptions of how COLD and PALE and BEAUTIFUL and PERFECT Edward was, of course. Ooooh and that constant rambling of 'his velvety voice' or some crap like that...
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