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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:13 pm
(( after lunch ))
Arrg, he really, -really- needed to blow something up, set something on fire, prank someone, whatever, he needed to do something! Losing Noel was proving to be much difficult than he could have thought, his little fanboy was following him -everywhere-. After lunch he had thought, or at least hoped, he'd have been able to shake him, but nope, there he was, the faithful fanboy still following him.
Hmph!
How was he supposed to carry out his evil plans with little mister "Oh you're so noble, mr jesus" following him everywhere (and yes, he did use that mocking voice in his head). He stood with his paws in his pockets, glaring from the corner of his eye, oh so very aware of his lighter and that little bag of black powder he had been hoping to use.
Ah yes, booby trapping the confessional. True he had done it before, but it was far too amusing to not try again (in a different way this time of course). Kekeke, if he had his way, campers would be terrified to even approach the door.
Hmmm....
"So...how would you like to help me in my fight against the evil deer?"
Oh god, he couldn't believe he was actually playing along with this.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:34 pm
Noel was having a great time with his new found friend. It had been a hard thing to keep up with him but some how hugging on to Lucifers tail seemed to work to his advantage. Yeah man, hugging someones tail... totally in right now.
He wasn't holding on to Lucifer for dear life now though. Just kinda walking next to the savior of small critters with a bit of an extra pop in his step and extra dim wit his smile. He rather liked Lucifer. Then his mind stopped hearing mention of Anti Christ deer.
"The anti christ deer? " Noel scratched his head. A smile curled from ear to ear at the thought. Yeah, then the campers would be safe from having their souls sucked right out of them from the evil deers fist of eyes. Ooooh those eyes were evil alright. Small and beady with a tainted glint of something else and always getting in the way of your car... on purpose. The bastards needed to taste the justice of the true savior Lucifer.
"Well of course Lucifer. What ever can I do to help the savior in his time of need against the sinful spawn of none believing deer?" Yeah.. Noel had no idea what he just said either.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:02 pm
"Excellent, your assistance will be greatly appreciated, by all."
Lucifer reached out, an arm placed around Noel's shoulder in what could have been mistake for a gesture of affection, if for no other reason than to distract the little fanboy from the smirk that had spread across his maw. Oh god, he was going to shower for hours and blow up something -big- to wash the fanboy off himself.
Oh such a wonderful scheme, and at last a use for his gunpowder, though not in the way he would have prefered. A trigger when the confessional door was opened, a spark to ignite a trail of powder, an explosion to send a object crashing against the door, trapping the unsuspecting camper inside the confessional. Oh yes, there was even a tree nearby with a nice big branch that would do nicely.
It was either that or rigging small explosions along the path to go off under unsuspecting paws. He liked that idea too.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:24 pm
Noel was in no way aware that he was a pawn in some bigger more thrilling and possibly more deadly plot. Nope, he happily strolled along side his savior and even squee'd a little as an arm was wrapped his shoulder. Mental squee.... probably? Oh s**t did he do that out loud?
This playing cool thing wasn't working for him very well. Nope. Ah well. As long as his savior walked beside him everything was cloud nine for the little British audio.
" Yes, we must do what needs to be done.... for the sake of all the sexy times to be had, " He choked a little wiping a single tear from his eye.
It was clear that Noel was bought into Lucifers nice act. All to clear like crystal. He really had no idea what Lucifer was REALLY planning. And even if he had honestly I think he'd still think it was for the greater good.
Noel was not a christian after all. What did he know except that there was some Jesus guy and old guy that lived in the sky. And now Lucifer his earth angel.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:11 pm
Okay, had Noel just...squealed? Like a little school girl? That, was not cool, ever. Something told him it would not be the last time he heard that sound, it was going to haunt his dreams forever. Ugg, where was Laz3r when he needed him, on second thought, he'd probably just spit Noel out.
"Indeed. We will act tonight, after the firepit ceremony, when it's dark and the deer are asleep."
Sexy? Wait, what?! Laz3r! If Laz3r were watching right then, he would be snickering like mad.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:20 pm
Noel listened very carefully. As well as he could and actually paid attention. Who knew the boy had it in him to actually listen. Deer asleep meant no anti christ powers to stop them. The mod would have rubbed his hands together and said 'excellent' but he was sure that he'd look lame doing it.
"Awesome. Speaking of which... I need to do my hair for that!" He squeaked and flailed a little. His hair needed an extra coat of product since he'd been around water.
With out thinking he was on his way to his cabin. Arms flailing and face total distress and all. The mod stopped... He couldn't act this way in front of the savior. It was totally uncool.
"Hey mate~ Catch you after the voting then~ Cheers!" He then ... slowly panicked all the way to his cabin. HAIR PRODUCTS! He needed them now more then ever to impress his savior.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:25 pm
Lucifer watched the little fanboy run off. 'Do his hair'? WTF was that about anyways? Sigh, facepaw, what the hell had he gotten himself into.
STFU Laz3r.
snickersnicker.
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