I'm really really pissed right now.
On the bright side, I watched a hilarious Jimmy Fallon video that was Daniel Radcliffe vs. RPatz, and in the comment section, there was a 116- comment debate on which story was better. So, I wrote this gem:
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RPatz isn't remotely attractive. I'm not exactly sure why people think he is. Twilight is about an abusive relationship, and eventually a married teenager getting knocked up. Harry Potter is about a fantastic world of magic where anything is possible (except necromancy, but I digress). Harry Potter teaches us that love conquers all, and that good prevails over evil. Twilight teaches us just about nothing. Real vampires don't sparkle. Harry Potter is written for everyone, and even if Twilight was written for everyone, the main crowd it appeals to is 14-year-old girls. All in all, Harry Potter is a more wholesome and enjoyable story than Twilight.
It made me feel better.
