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 Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:45 pm
Chapter 17Quote: Dally’s patty carried on through the night Quote: Dally was shitting on Harry’s lap Quote: “Look you poptart” Dally coerced drunkenly and slovenly, she had been shrugging off his lap like a retarded sloth on ecstasty
2. How would she know what a sloth looks like when it's on ecstasy? Sloths barely move anyway.Quote: Harry had a look on his facism like he’d been boiled in hot grease… Quote: Link came oever, her had just smoked some cannabals Quote: He entered the door slowly liekeke someone with downs syndrome would because they kind a have disformed hands and saw the body bags on the floor.
I know someone who has Down Syndrome, and she does not have dis-formed hands. I'm lucky I don't have hands like that (But I still have Asperger's Syndrome. It's a form of Autism :C).Quote: dumbledore’s weiner is probably the size of Cuba (which is really small..) Quote: his boner went away cuz none of them were hott except Edward kind of gave him a chubby Quote: “Actually do you know what I would Rallys like to eat?” said Dumbledore as Harry Potter came back with the food, “I phoenix would be so scrumptaints”
2. ...Scrumptaints? I'm not going to comment on that word.
3. How do wizards and witches hunt pheonixes? Maybe Link hunted it for the school.Quote: Harry left but he’s so ******** retarded cuz Dumbledore clasped his hands on the phoenix and just bamfed away…
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:43 pm
Quote: they had sex over one thousand times
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 4:07 pm
Hey all, miss me? I thought Dally gave up on her story. Well, I'm here to make fun of more quotes on:[/color
Chapter "Eugene"
Quote: Later on It was a new school year and Delly and Edward were still plowing strong,
The delly section in the market that Edward worked was beautifully plowed with fresh fertilizer.
Quote: But unlike laser time they didn’t know who the farter was.
IMMA FARTIN' MY LASER!
Quote: First Dally had to butter her brain to figures who she had effed lately who could of got her prego.
Nothing like a good breakfast without buttered brains and spaghetti sauce.
Quote: Before her was her dreamcast:
This console rocked. ;D
Quote: So Maury brought out a pool and she went swimming and in it was magicarp wizard water that Tiggered her memory, suddenly a flood of rememberies washed over her.
Magikarp used splash. It was memorably effective.
Quote: Bill Compton bashed her head grains a wall until she had a concoction then raped her.
Dally's version of the Powerpuff Girls.
Dally's version of Teeth (the horror movie about a girl who was born with teeth in her v****a).
Quote: she raked her brain for ideas, then she hard on.
She had to rake out the butter and spaghetti sauce stains out of her brains. Raking her brain changed her into a herm.
Quote: With a mighty pump she queefed all over his d**k.
Me being a girl and know more about these things, queefs aren't disgusting. It's just air pumped into during sex, making "fart sounds." And queefs do not smell.
Quote: “Yes it certainly seems like Bill could be the father, “ said Obama, “did you use a condom?” “No it was raw” said Bill coolly,
1. Obama said, "Condoms? YES WE USE!"
2. The condom had to be cooked medium well.
Quote: Bill was going door too door as a Jehova Witness trying to tell people they cant have birthdays
Because every birthday cake was a lie.
Quote: From the way she was undressing him with her eyes
Dally's version of Matilda.
Quote: It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.
It were the jellyfish's fault that the ducks were gone in Catcher in the Rye.
Quote: "We will lean ham the father after a commie break!"
Of the son of Bologna, Ham...you ARE the father!
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:33 pm
My two favorite quotes from Chapter 18
If you need help remembering I can get you a stool sample,” offered Maury the wizard
“I think you mean spool” said Hiei confused “your s**t wont help her now, she’s pregnant.”
and
“Yes it certainly seems like Bill could be the father, “ said Obama, “did you use a condom?”
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:21 pm
Chapter NineteenQuote: She wanted to kill all commercials she was so mad about it but finally the lights dimmered down and it was baonoocccccccccccc.
She was so excited about bacon, she couldn't spell it right.
Quote: Was it bill? Was it Edward? Was it Jacob? Who knew??
But we all know it wasn't Lupus.
Quote: shadette had nails that were long, and full lips like the moon, so it was obvioiusly bill’s.
Is Bill Black (the lips)?
Quote: Bill checked the mail and a man was at the door he was wearing a long white koalt, with buttons, a tie and his hair was partied,
Bill immediately had a hair party. Everyone was invited.
Quote: “shaddette isn’t my kid! Look shes a girl she cant be mine!” bill argued like a vent.
Bill is sexist, and he argues like air vents.
Air Vent: You there with the beaker, put your goggles on.
Bill: I don't need goggles.
AV: Yes you do.
Bill: No
AV: Yes.
Quote: except professor jack skeleton said she had to still be a part of Ravenclaw, like just cuz she had her own house doesn’t mean she gets her owl HOSUE!
Even thought she gets her own house, it doesn't mean she'll get to live with REAL OWLS! OH NO!
Quote: Dally wore her hottest laundry and a hot teddy.
She got them out of the dryer a few seconds ago and couldn't resist the warmth. She even cuddled her teddy which mistakenly got into the dryer as well.
Quote: Meanwhile Edward and hiei were watching shadow and shadette when they heard the mourning.
So who died? o:
Quote: “omg, you think dallys in trouble?” hiei asked concerned as he put the babys bark in the crib.
The baby was made out of trees.
Quote: The house was dark it was big so it took them a long time to navalgate through the hallways but then they smelled something fowl.
Yes people, sex odors can travel all over the house from one room to another.
Quote: “STOP” yelled Dolly, pullin the sheets over her bare and bloody beef, she was sooo embaressed.
She didn't want to share her precious steak to anyone.
Quote: Now everyone is vampires.here - text, photos, videos, addons, whatever you want!
If you see people turning into vampires, you can either text people on the phone, post videos on Youtube, show photos on Facebook, and keep vampires as an add-on on Firefox.
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