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 Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:14 am
out pops a zombie leg.... *looks around puzzled, wondering if anybody else is seeing this. Shoves zombies leg back in and tapes it with duct tape. pours in some coffee*
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:57 pm
Gets a case of 5 Hour Energy....
Ya know, I was walking thru the pharmacy a few months back and saw these displayed in the condom aisle! LMAO I thought it was brilliant advertising!
*puts the case back in the machine, with a box of condoms*
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MystiMcMuffin Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:24 pm
That's too funny, but smart.
Out pop these weird, gunky, waterlike balloons! They lay around the machine like landmines, waiting to explode if they sense the slightest movement.
"Ummm, Mysti... Tigris...."
*throws all of her change and anything else to be found in her pockets in the machines general direction and backs away carefully*
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:22 am
Gets attacked by change and pocket lint monster that has been splattered with all kinds of goop ... walks away comes back with firehouse and teaches soda machine a lesson!
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:12 am
Freshly hosed and sputtering a bit the machine readily accepts the monopoly money I stick in it....
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:58 pm
Gets an umbrella .... This could come in handy! Inserts a chocolate cupcake
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MystiMcMuffin Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:11 am
Silly girl, the machines cannot handle chocolate. Luckily it didn't spew... I found a bunch of crumbs all about the floor tho.
"wait a tic, machines don't eat people food. No, no, no... somethings all wrong here" rofl
*gathers all the pennies that can be coaxed from the sofa cushions and gingerly feeds them to the machine"
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:37 pm
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~secretly takes pennies and buy's herself some tea~
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 1:03 am
Every time Ashley looks away the machine inches ever closer. She didn't feed it anything!
*inserts a chocolate candy coin*
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:55 am
Gets a chocolate wrapper
*inserts back in*
Maybe the machine really does like chocolate.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 11:01 am
Out pops a folded (origami style) mini gold crane!
*Inserts a toothpick*
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