FUNNY QUIPS AND AMUSING ANECDOTES
Duct tape... Turning no no no into mmm mmm mmm
Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F !!!
I have learned that ignorance is not simply bliss. It is freaking orgasmic ecstasy!
They say that trust is like a mirror - You can fix it if it's broke, but you'll still see the crack in that muthafukkers reflection.
It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a viking to raze a village.
If this mouse isn't Irish, I'll eat my hat!
~The Mouse on the Barroom Floor~
Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor
when the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor,
then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar,
'Bring on the goddam cat!'
WELL THERE SHOULD BE A 12 STEP PROGRAM...
Hello, my name is Mysti and I am a Flirtaholic. I flirt continuously and indiscriminately (meaning I'll flirt with anything human). It all started when I was an infant - I am pretty sure I got my first practice batting my eyelashes at my parents, the doc and the nurse right after birth... This is a sickness and I am trying to gain control over it. Lord forgive me if I slip...