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 Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:14 pm
blackaddersfork Miscreant74 A bus crashes in china town. Latter at the morgue a zombie walks in and tells the mortician "I love Chinese they make the best buffets". yeah, but they'd be hungry again in an hour.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:15 pm
MiniNHG King Xenox A zombie walks into a bar. What did the zombie say to bar tender? BRAINS!  Oh I feel a laugh coming on. Wait! No I farted. Sorry. Cold girl. lol
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Nurse Pizza Girl Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:33 am
what do you get when you cross a retarted girl,a zombie,and a awsome dude? resident evil 5
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:25 pm
A zombie is looking around for something to eat, and run into today's major pop idols, looks at all of them and goes, "Snaaaaaack"
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:11 am
Zombies love girl who give good brain.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:11 pm
zombies walk so slow snails laugh at them
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:47 am
Raistlin Elmore blackaddersfork who is the favorite musician of zombies? Rob Zombie. And their favorite band would have been White Zombie. Or simply 'The Zombies' Lol. biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:00 am
zombie walks up to a lady
zombie-"Want to lose about ten pounds of ugly fat?"
Lady-"Sure!!! How?!"
zombie-"Let me eat your head."
okay, so it's not the best but I tried X3
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