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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:14 am

Maybe THIS was their plan!!

Robert: You know what? ******** Meyer.
Kristen: I don't think you'd enjoy that.
Robert: Yeah, you're probably right. How DO we get out of this?
Kristen: Well, we'd have to stop production, right?
Robert: Yesh.
Kristen: We can solve this with a simple natural occurrence.
Robert: Death??
Kristen: *smacks Robert over the head* No. Have tons of sex with me.
Robert: *considers* Sure.

And that's how we:

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:48 am

Roxas Of Twilight

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Wait. I see it.
In the Twilight poster, RPatz was CLEARLY doing her from behind.

Lol. An internet for you, good sir.

Hm. Do you guys really want this to put off filming? I mean, I was saying in the thread about Breaking Dawn coming earlier than expected that the sooner the films are done with, the sooner the fad can die. Now this seems like it would just prolong it a little bit more and add some fire to the flames with a baby scandal between the stars.

Assuming it's true. Pregnancy rumors are the media's favorite thing to do when it appears that a big star has a "bump." Personally, I'll believe it when she starts swelling up like a watermelon. Even then, it might not even be Rob's baby.

I see what you're saying, but I believe if she is pregnant it will kill off ALLOT of fans.
Many of the fans (Christian or not) are against premarital sex as I have noticed. It'd be very interesting to see what they're reactions will be when they hear that the two stars had a baby. It'd probably piss off the most of them enough to take them out of the fad.

Hm...Well, one would hope. ^^

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:22 pm

The raging of the fangirls happened.
If this is real....Well, it's fun to see the twitards in denial.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:34 pm

If she is pregnant, I hope the baby will be fat and noticeable in the womb. Maybe they'll name the baby Miracle, after it got them (temporarily) out of the movies.

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:26 pm

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The raging of the fangirls happened.
If this is real....Well, it's fun to see the twitards in denial.

Lol, bitchin'. What are they screaming about then? How their good and pure Eddypus is not so good and pure for having Premarital sex? Or is it just cause the movies will be postponed?

Come now, Details, Details!
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:20 pm

0_o Now there are rumors they broke up...
This is gonna be a dramafest, guys. The Twitards are gonna be extra mad; everyone arm yourselves and take appropriate safety precautions around them...

(I heard these rumors off the unreliable magazines... So don't trust my word, but since those Twihards live off the news, they'll see it anyway.)

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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:09 am

According to that video, her publicist might have knocked her up, instead of Pattinson. xd Can you say Jerry Springer?

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:33 am

I bet the fetus is actually a dead rat.

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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:00 pm

Well at least she doesn't have to worry about her reputation since that went down the drain when she signed on to play Bella. :3

o.O But really what would their baby look like if Robert Pattinson was the father? D=

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:59 pm

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Well at least she doesn't have to worry about her reputation since that went down the drain when she signed on to play Bella. :3

o.O But really what would their baby look like if Robert Pattinson was the father? D=

I have an idea for a pic, with a baby's body and Patty's head.

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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:21 pm

xD Um some how the image in my head of that combination just scares me. D=

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:57 pm

Jesus Christ that baby's going to look like a ******** pot-smoking monkey!

seriously, i thought my brother and his inbred b***h of a wife were going to have a screwed up child....

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