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whitehooves

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:19 am


i gave some person my pass on a diff game he tricked me in to saying it evil i was verry stressed when that happen
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:00 am


i'm sorry ,but these are funny .

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:07 pm


wow
PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:14 pm


I trip UP the stairs very often.......xD

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:44 pm


Rowan Damia
I just realized that my profile & pm's were both set on private. I don't remember setting them that way. I know I had my profile set to friends only, but I don't remember setting my pm's.
Now I wonder how many booty grab invites I have missed out on because there was no way to get in touch with me. rolleyes cry
Yes I do post in the threads where people ask you to post your tank so that you might get invited to their booty grab thread.

So what stupid thing have you done recently?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:01 pm


I was skiing a few weeks ago and i busted into a tree and couldnt stop and tubled down and hit 3 people at the bottom! it hurt so bad lol sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:09 pm


I cut myself with a spoon . . . enough said
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:54 am


Adriaz
I cut myself with a spoon . . . enough said


eek How can you do that? eek

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Adriaz

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:18 pm


Kapatheona Mataharie
Adriaz
I cut myself with a spoon . . . enough said


eek How can you do that? eek

well . . . i have a permenant lower retainer glued to the back of my teeth. It's really hard to eat apples and stuff without breaking the retainer off. I was too lazy to cut the apple so i started eating it with a plastic spoon. At one point the spoon broke and there was a crack down the middle. I went to cut another piece of apple and the spoon slipped. I hit my finger and the sharp point of the broken spoon sliced my index finger. My friends still make fun of me for that.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:10 pm


ok so like 2 years ago i was getting my hepatitis shot and my dad was telling me the story of him having hepatitis and when he was done i go "omg dad did you die!!!" and then he started bustin out laughing i was soooo embarresed

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:25 am


I was going full speed around sharp turns on a 2 legged skooter. I fell and split my finger open. My nail's all dismantled and I'm in a sling. mad
PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:35 am


I super glued my tongue... To the inside of my cheek.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:24 pm


These jokes are like reasons you guys should never be enlisted in the guild's army, you would end up killing all of us.
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