The basic lunch room for the Space Pirates, it was originally a hangar, but was reformatted to accommodate the rising number of Pirates being brought into the group. The Cafeteria is doubled as one of the store houses as boxes of merchandise and recently 'obtained' objects are stored on the upper level catwalks where there was once ship maintenance materials. The menu is usually varying from decent meals to gruel depending on how the income come and goes through the base and when in between, they simply order mass take out from a weekly theme. It's odd, but it usually keeps everyone fairly happy, except on Bean Burrito night which usually always ends in disaster.