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 Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:57 pm
Tell the person on the phone that you are the president's personal assistant, and that the pizza should be sent to your house as part of a pizza stimulus plan, and the government will cover all expenses.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:04 am
Tell them you want the pizza well done this time and that you'll demand a refund if you find any pink in it.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:24 pm
Demand that they put 26 toppings on your pizza, that the name of each starts with a different letter of the alphabet, and that the toppings are all arranged on your pizza in perfect alphabetical order (anchovies, bell pepper, cheese, etc.)!
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:02 pm
Tell them to deliver it to the sewers, and don't ask any questions.
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:28 pm
Tell them that you better not find toenail clippings in it this time.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:09 pm
Talk in a really redneck-sounding voice, introduce yourself as "Bubba" (this is extra fun if you're a girl!), and order a pizza topped with squirrel meat (by the way, my grandfather actually did hunt and eat squirrel! He said it was delicious, but I never got the guts to try it...) and deer sausage. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:22 am
LilChibiusa When the pizza place is on the phone, order two enchilada dinners with extra salsa. Insist that this is the correct number for whatever Mexican place is closest to you. I want to continue on with yours: when they try to say they serve pizza only, you yell back "You guys are obviously not good at making Mexican food. Bye" And then call back and order a pizza (hopefully the same person who answered the phone before, if not repeat the whole sequence.
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:23 pm
Order a supreme pizza with no crust, and watch as they try to figure out how to make such the thing.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 5:18 pm
Ask them to spit and blow their noses out on the pizza. then when they ask if you're serious, say you went to this place with a bunch of bratty kids once, and now you can't get enough.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 9:37 pm
Ask for a pizza with the president's face on it made out of available toppings.
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