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 Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:33 am
Once I was walking home from the candy store and saw a cow. I gave hime some of my fudge. He looked Hungry. The next thng i knew i was 500 feet in the air. That b***h a** cow rammed me, stole my fudge and money and ran on two legs to the candy store! Thats when i realiized it had red eyes and a BB gun. I shot me 20 time. Im limped home. But every night..i hear..mmoooo!
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:15 pm
wow, you'd never suspect a cow of stealing fudge.... thats the worse crime ever
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:40 am
you should never feed a cow fudge...
or else it comes back for more
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:22 am
OMG Im so sorry
Maybe the cow has MAD COW DIEASE
Lol
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:03 pm
ha ha ha ...... lol funny story. bad cow.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:26 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:21 pm
OMG LIKE NO WAY! STUPID COW! are you like okay? i mean, that must've really hurt, cows are vry scry, i saw one, and it started running after me, i had a fudgesickle with me too! o.O
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Professional Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:49 pm
yh well somethin worse happened to me okay so heres my story
i walked to the store with 30bucks bought my 10 dollar fudge bar alright and then out of nowhere an evil flying cow comes around the block and just starts spewin milk everywhere then he stole me $10 fudge but thts not da bad part then he dropped it on a hobo and somehow it managed to fall into da toilet then the hobo ate the fudge bar oh yh and did i mention someone had craped in da tiolet before the fudge fell in and didnt flush so da hobo ate i milk and crap covered fudge bar tht was mine tht costs $10 so i was out 10 bucks i had no fudge and some drunk chick jumped me and took my oda 20bucks beat dat
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:31 pm
Awww. Bad cow! He took advantage of you.
D:
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:53 am
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