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 Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:06 pm
Well its a short little story but it makes me happy so...
The other day I went to the mall with one of my fellow Anti-Twilighters...twilighters?....If that makes sense....anyway...>>;
So yeah we went to the mall and I was all pumped to buy me some manga and maybe a few comic books. We make our way into Boarders and of course theres the shelf of fail right in the front and center of the store. So I go up to see what new crap they put out for these little girls to buy. I found a new little BEHIND THE SCENES!!!!!1!1 book on the movie. A book with just pictures of Rob on every ******** page (lawlz piktur buks!). Finally my eyes scan down to the actual books themselves. I start cracking up. I see one of the BD books RIGHT in the front....the cover was DESTROYED. Bent, ripped looked like something was spilt on it too. I call my friend over and she joins in the giggle fit I had. Finally when my thoughts came back to me I told her we better wonder off away from here so someone doesn't think we did this. I mean NOT that I wouldn't mind taking the credit for something like this but I don't wanna end up paying for this piece of s**t book.
Then again I would keep the shitty copy if it came down to it....bring me some good memories...In the end I just picked up one of the Edward Fairy figures and followed my friend around the book store saying disturbing things to her through the doll like....thing. I got some glares for that.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 9:35 pm
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUU
LAWLZ.
Twilight: Encouraging Vandalism since 2005.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:07 pm
IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR! ninja
...epic win, btw biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:20 pm
I want to do that to every Twifail book.
If only I was a ninja-vampire.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:47 pm
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:20 pm
Crystal Kyuketsuki I want to do that to every Twifail book. If only I was a ninja-vampire. I think I would rather be a vampire-pirate-ninja!
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:27 pm
professor_sammitch Crystal Kyuketsuki I want to do that to every Twifail book. If only I was a ninja-vampire. I think I would rather be a vampire-pirate-ninja! I choose vampire-ninja-wizard-pirate. Also know the Vampininjizadate. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:00 pm
Lady Risu-sama professor_sammitch Crystal Kyuketsuki I want to do that to every Twifail book. If only I was a ninja-vampire. I think I would rather be a vampire-pirate-ninja! I choose vampire-ninja-wizard-pirate. Also know the Vampininjizadate. mrgreen  Ha, it has j** in it.  
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:32 pm
IBI Sven Vollfield Lady Risu-sama professor_sammitch Crystal Kyuketsuki I want to do that to every Twifail book. If only I was a ninja-vampire. I think I would rather be a vampire-pirate-ninja! I choose vampire-ninja-wizard-pirate. Also know the Vampininjizadate. mrgreen Ha, it has j** in it. I knew someone was going to point that out... rolleyes
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:20 pm
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:45 pm
To whoever did that, "I LOVE YOU!".
It sucks because every time I go to my Borders, Right behind the Manga/American Comic section, is a Vampire/Twifail section. And there is a HUGE (Like its as tall as the bookshelf) Cardboard cutout of Edward (Just his upper half) as well as some other Twifail Cardboard things. The Edward one looks like it's staring at you, WHEREVER YOU GO! It sucks...
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:40 am
Now I want a life sized Edward cut out and follow my ex around and creep him out with it just to show him how stupid he is for liking it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:33 am
THAT PERSON NEEDS TO HAVE MY BABIES.
Just kidding. But seriously, that is just awesome. Take that, Breaking Dawn!
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