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Oh, the 'O Captain my Captain' chick...and the sex scene one?

I was thinking of having this as the standard operating procedure for planets.



Then the person on the ground says hello to the ship and says what is so interesting about their planet.

It could be anything from...

Welcome travelers to Planet Trump, we offer the best entertainment and gambling establishments this side of New Vegas. Please enjoy our fine restaurants and shops and prepare yourself for one of the most luxurious experiences you have ever received. While visiting we recommend you keep an eye on your valuables, and stay within the main area, take extra care when traveling to the outer city. Thank you and enjoy your stay.

to...

Hello? Hello is this thing on? Can you hear me? If you can hear me we are held up in the government building, near com tower one. We are over run with hostile aliens. We need food, ammunition, medical supplies and a way off this rock! There's 15 of us and about 4 million of them. They are...

Martell Industries wishes to apologize for the sudden drop in communications, we will try our best to establish contact with their planetary representative. Your patience is appreciated.

See... that's how I'd like to do adventure hooks on planets.

We show up, we call them on the big phone, we either get a recorded message or the actual representative or some one who works in the office trying to defend the comm tower from gigantic mutated insects.

I'm sure you guys can figure out the rest.

Also... I'd like to introduce a planet made entirely out of chocolate with milk and cream rivers where it rains candy and snows ice cream...

Call it... "THE LAND OF DAIRY QUEEN"

Ya know there's this Mil Sci-Fi book series that I've been following that has this planet called "Havanagas".
It's basically like Las Vegas.
A resort planet that re-creates ancient worlds and caters every taste. Witches are burned at the stake in medieval towns while riotous hordes fill Rome's Coliseum to watch gladiators battle. Even the basest of human lusts are satiated by deadly sex acts and a thriving slave trade.

All of it controlled by a Syndicate of Families who use their money and power over the planet to work their slave, and drug trades.
Any and all Fed Agents, traitors, people who simply can't pay off their debts are rid of in many different fashions: Being burned at the stake like a real Witch or Wizard...OR being thrown into the Coliseum to fight against brutal alien monsters, REAL trained fighters armed with Spears, short swords and other authentic and very deadly weapons...Maybe even as a floating body being ******** to death then abused by necrophiliacs in a display window looking over a popular street known for any and all sexual categories.
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Sin City...meet Sin WORLD
A good place for all those...criminals in the rp XD

Delta got my interest. xD
Certainly a profitable place if the local crime can be agreed with.