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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:15 pm


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Yes. That would be the best option. If it happens to be in the middle of summer, a shovel to the head would do nicely. I'd also want him to be alive as I cook him. That would be wonderful. It would also be nice if he were alive when I ate him, but I like my meat medium well, so I highly doubt there's a chance he'd be alive after I was done.


What part would you eat first?


That's a good question. Well... I happen to be a breast person when I eat fried chicken, so I might give that a shot. If anything, I hear the butt cheeks have the most meat. blaugh


So, butt for dinner and foot for breakfast


I hear people taste like pork.


The other other other white meat
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:30 pm


I would also kill you with some kind of eye gowging ((didnt spell it right)) tool

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:09 pm


that's how I would kill my brother, he's afraid of getting his eye gouged
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:52 pm


That sounds painful, but how would it actually KILL you... infection? whee

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:08 pm


gouge a little too deep and get the brain?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:17 pm


You'd have to gouge pretty far, and also through bone. O_o

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:42 pm


loss of blood?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:05 am


And brains...like the Egyptians! out through the skull and past the eye-sockets look out Jars here we come!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:02 pm


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And brains...like the Egyptians! out through the skull and past the eye-sockets look out Jars here we come!


I still think it's disturbing that they shoved something up your nose and whipped it around until your brains were mushy. >_>
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:16 am


hahahahahahahahahahahaha brain shake...mmmmmmmm

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:52 am


That sounds delicious. xp
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:44 pm


with just a touch of snot! blaugh

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:00 pm


Yum yum! xp
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:50 am


I would lock myself in a room with the person Gouge out their eyes, then I would run around the room randomly stabing at them with a cattle prod and a branding Iron. Then when he was covered in open wounds I would duct tape him spread eagle to the floor. Cover his wounds with acid then salt. then I would castrate him by covering his balls with bacon greese and letting various rodents slowly eat away at him. Finally when he couldn't stand it any more I would make small but deepcut on his wrists and inter thighs and let him slowly bleed to death! twisted twisted twisted  

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