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Radioactive Applesauce Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:22 pm
Post your best work.
Winner:Led by Queen
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:37 pm
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:47 pm
ROFL. Well darn, that's really good. I didn't know we were allowed to do sexual jokes. But just in case, I'm not going to add a joke.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:04 am
I don't think we are allowed to but that was a good joke.
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Radioactive Applesauce Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:59 am
Thats actually not that graphic, I would say it does count as pg-13 material.
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