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 Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:45 pm
Oh no it looks like Cadeyrn and Silarial have been losing the game! Oh what ever shall we do? Oh I know we should call upon Charlie the unicorn. See if asking how to win the game would work, they could be farting rainbowz and everything will be rainbow colored with a slight hint of game loss.
Yet, you just lost the game by reading this. Oh my gosh! How will Cadeyrn and Silarial ever win the game?!
Okay, Okay, so maybe that wasn’t such a good idea after all. Well how about we ask Chuck Norris how to win the game. That way Cadeyrn and Silarial will be cured of their horrible knack for losing the game. Huh? What’s that we should be farting rainbowz too? Are you sure? I am sure that my thoughts upon not losing the game would work so much better.
Well if you say so, but I should really let you know that my fart can be quite deadly, and we really don’t have to solve things by farting rainbowz. It seems that we were all wrong with everything. It seems that Cadeyrn and Silarial were not losing the game after all.
***xxSaspra's original story featuring Losing the Game, Farting Rainbowz, and Charlie the Unicorn. :D
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:24 pm
Oh no it looks like Cadeyrn and Silarial have been drawn in by a mosquito zapper and are unconscious. Oh what ever shall we do? Oh I know we should call upon the humans’ Orkin man! See if ask those so called bug specialists, they could help revive Cadeyrn, who would be able to revive Silarial and everything will be just peachy keen.
Yet, there are mixed reports about the Orkin man. He comes at times that no one is available to be around to supervise. And there aren’t any positive reviews from the bugs treated to be found anywhere. In fact, there are no reviews from the bugs at all…
Okay, Okay, so maybe that wasn’t such a good idea after all. Well how about we take them to the humans’ lawyers. That way Cadeyrn and Silarial will be able to sue the zapper company when they wake up! Huh? What’s that we should get them to a veterinarian? Are you sure? I am sure that my thoughts upon getting revenge would work so much better.
Well if you say so, but I should really let you know that Cadeyrn is very headstrong, and always goes after what he thinks he deserves, and we really don’t have to bother the vet at this late hour. They wouldn’t even be open. Besides, Silarial is probably more into natural healing than the vet's processed medicines. It seems that we were all wrong with everything. It seems that Cadeyrn and Silarial were simply in a daze and not in high-voltage induced comas after all.
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:09 pm
Oh no it looks like Cadeyrn and Silarial has been....wait, has? I mean have been eating rotting marshmallows. Oh what ever shall we do? Oh I know we should call upon the Teletubies. See if asking the small red one named Po gives them ageless wisdom, they could use it to breed mutant colonies and take over the world and everything will be eating rotting marshmallows just like those two.
Yet, how on earth does that solve anything? I mean, the whole universe shall just suffer from severe bellyaches, and we don't want that o.0 And besides, the world isn't allowed to know about the Teletubies and their endless source of wisdom that comes from- I'll shut up know. That knowledge is on a very high rating of security, not for the likes of anyone!
Okay, Okay, so maybe that wasn’t such a good idea after all. Well how about we do the rainbow dance of sunshine and fun. That way Cadeyrn and Silarial will be dancing the rotting marshmallows away! Huh? What’s that we should call on the Teletubies? Are you sure? I am sure that my thoughts upon happy rainbow dances would work so much better.
Well if you say so, but I should really let you know that rotting marshmallows are toxic , and we really don’t have to do anything much more complicated than run up to them and scream "STOP EATING THEM! THEY'RE TOXIC!" . It seems that we were all wrong with everything. It seems that Cadeyrn and Silarial were doing a scientific experiment about rotting marshmallows and knew of their toxic-ness after all.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:39 am
Oh no it looks like Cadeyrn and Silarial have been playing in the mud. Oh what ever shall we do? Oh I know we should call upon Captain Kirk. See if asking Bones if he is a kirin keeper and not a doctor doesn't piss him off, they could be horses for all he cares and everything will be against his better judgement.
Yet, Spock thinks that interfering with creatures from another planet may halt their natural development. Kirk doesn't care - he just wants to get into that mud himself. Bones has gone back to bed. He can't be bothered to care. Scotty is drunk, and is all for messing around with the kirins in the muck.
Okay, Okay, so maybe that wasn’t such a good idea after all. Well how about we Call in Captain Picard instead. That way Cadeyrn and Silarial will be able to get his signature. Huh? What’s that we should do? Are you sure? I am sure that my thoughts upon Captain Janeway would work so much better.
Well if you say so, but I should really let you know that Star Trek has nothing to do with this shop, and we really don’t have to get copyrighted properties involved. It seems that we were all wrong with everything. It seems that Cadeyrn and Silarial were Star Wars fans after all.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:19 pm
Oh no it looks like Cadeyrn and Silarial have been trapped in glass bubbles! What do you mean how did they get in a glass bubble? King Jareth from Labyrinth put them there!. Oh what ever shall we do? Oh I know we should call upon Sarah and the gang. See if asking them to keep an eye on the Junkyard would help, they could probably find them there like that time Sarah got caught and everything will be just fine as long as the trash-lady doesn't get to them first.
Yet, it would seem that Jareth has sent a giant motorized suit of armor to stop them! We need a sling to knock its head off with a large rock! Either that or someone with good throwing skills.
Okay, okay, so maybe that wasn’t such a good idea after all. Well how about we check the Oubliette? That way Cadeyrn and Silarial will be not be stuck in there. Huh? What’s that we should do, go to the Bog of Eternal Stench? Are you sure? I am sure that my thoughts upon places to look would work so much better.
Well if you say so, but I should really let you know that if you get splashed by the bog you'll smell like farts forever, and we really don’t have to go there anyway. It seems that we were all wrong with everything. It seems that Cadeyrn and Silarial were just acting out the story after all.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:03 pm
Alright, as of this post the contest is
CLOSED
And the winner is...
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:08 pm
Shikai-chan!
Congrats! Your booze-bushes pulled through. 8D To get your egg certed, please head out of this thread to the main guild forum; certing thread should be the top sticky you see. 3nodding
Zak and I showed our favourites to each other yesterday and yours was the only pick that overlapped.
Special mention to:
Sadi Sidhe and Sparvel, who were my other two picks
Epine de Rose, who was Zak's other pick
Good luck in your next attempt for a Kirin. heart
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