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 Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:01 pm
Yo momma so hairy that the only language she knows how to speak is shyriiwook. (The language that wookiees speak.)
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:29 pm
your mom is so fat she went to check the mail in high heels and came back in flip flops
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:32 pm
your momma so fat she laid on the beach and every yelled beached whale and tried to push her into the ocean
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:40 am
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:47 pm
Yo mommo so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean someone climbed on top of her saying, "I claim this island as mine!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:55 pm
Yo momma's so fat, Columbus claimed her as the New World.
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