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 Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:25 am
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.
I love these jokes.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:39 pm
Chuck Norris went to Mars. Thats why nothing lives there.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:21 pm
chuck norris can beleive its not butter!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:38 pm
chuck norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:43 pm
lol i must say, u ppl got pretty good jokes about chuck norris. chuck will kill you eek burning_eyes twisted ninja
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:39 pm
Chuck Norris Joke: Chuck once got his a** whooped by Seagull.
Chuck Norris Fact: If Chuck Norris were to ever have to fight himself he would win. Period.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:47 pm
Orcus Fieres Chuck Norris Joke: Chuck once got his a** whooped by Seagull. Chuck Norris Fact: If Chuck Norris were to ever have to fight himself he would win. Period. that was great lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:34 pm
Chuck Norris invented the color black. Actually, he invented all of the colors . . . except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:33 pm
Adriaz Chuck Norris invented the color black. Actually, he invented all of the colors . . . except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink. LOL
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:49 pm
chuck norris put baby in a corner
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:42 pm
I hope i make this thread live again..
Chuck Norris doesn't have a ctrl key on his keyboard coz his always in control..
When Chuck Norris holds a pen he doesn't write with it, instead the pen writes whatever he says..
hope it worked..
sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:56 pm
Chuck Norris once fought Wolverine and Wolverine cut off one of his balls.
We now know that ball as Jupiter.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:22 pm
Chuck Norris is so Tough, He built the Hospitial He was born In
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