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Xeen and Erica's wedding thread is hilarious....

Blitz: Blitz gave a small knock on Xeen's door, then stuck his head in.
"Xeen." He stepped inside. "How ya feelin man? Nervous at all?"

Xeen: Xeen straightened the coat, shaking his head.
"I am fine." He replied, slipping his hair through the binding he had made, a long black cylinder that bound his hair for about 7 inches, and let it flow out again, "thank you for asking."

Blitz: "Allright man. Im glad you're cool with it, because it'd be a shame to go through with this if you weren't 100% sure. You know, spending the rest of your life with one woman... It'd be a shame getting into something so serious before you've got to experience it with other girls. I mean, Erica might be good, but do you really have anyone to compare her too? Im sure a guy like you could catch a hot AND nice girl. Maybe even one that isnt emotionally disturbed.... But you know, if you're sure go for it. Im sure you wont regret it for the rest of your life."

Xeen: "'Rest of my life' is a shaky term, Blitz. You should know that. I do not do things unless I am sure. Of this, I am sure." He replied, turning to face him, as slender of build as Erica, only not as curvy and chickish.

Blitz: Blitz came back into Xeen's room a bit later. "Xeen... Hear me out now.... I believe you're ready... But as your friend.... I gotta do it... You have to have something to compare Erica to. So, I made a call." He whistled, and then a very hot blonde, wearing a very skimpy outfit came in. "Xeen this is Bunny. Bunny, this is Xeen" He introduced the two. "Now, I'll just leave you two to get to know eachother." He turned and started walking to the door.
(Yeah, I know he didnt leave before.... but lets just pretend he did)

Xeen: Xeen just gaped at Bunny.
"What the hell is going on?"

Blitz: "Dude, I told you. I wouldnt feel comfortable letting you marry Erica without having been with another girl."

Xeen: Xeen ran out of the dressing room, finding another room to hide in, looking slightly frazzled about Bunny.

Beanie: Brie fell back as Xeen smashed into her, "What are you doing!? Smashing into innocent people like that...."

Xeen: "Blitz left some woman in my dressing room. I was on my way out to get to the wedding, and getting rid of the girl."

Beanie: "Some woman?" She asked amused, "Blitz let another woman in your dressing room? Well, that certainly wasn't very nice of him."

Jez: ((Course it was, He was giving him a small bachleor party ))

Beanie: ((At the church? Oh, how sweet))

Seth: ((thats right Xeen didn't have a bachleor party did he?))

Beanie: ((funny, I didn't know he needed one))

Blitz: ((Im testing him damnit!))

Blitz: Scott watched as Xeen took off, then turned to a very confused Bunny.
"What just happened? Did he not like me or something?"
"Nonononono, he LOVED you. Its just that he's a quick shooter, and didnt want to embarass himself with a girl as beautiful as you."
"Ohhhhh... So am I still getting paid?"
"No. But you can come to the wedding."
"Okay"

(oh s**t...I dont...really remember that..but I posted something, so...Yeah...)