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 Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:06 pm
So, a human walks into an Orc Encampment. . .
(Can you say "Owned"? I know I can.)
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:32 pm
Styk_Figure_BoB So, a human walks into an Orc Encampment. . . (Can you say "Owned"? I know I can.)
However much we hate humanssss, it is never a wise idea to underesssstimate our opponentsss.
Back on topic, sssso a man walksss into a bar with a chunk of assssphalt under his arm, and sssays "Give me a beer, and one for the road."
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:06 pm
I love your logic, Rayth. I mean that.
So, an Archbishop walks into a strip club. .
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:18 pm
Styk_Figure_BoB I love your logic, Rayth. I mean that. So, an Archbishop walks into a strip club. .
A bear walkss into a bar and ssays "I'll have a beer....... and a packet of peanuts," sso the bartender ssays "Hey buddy, what's with the big pause?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:30 pm
I was brought up in a very intellectual household. . though there's a couple people here in the Guild that I wish I could say the same about. . .
I can honestly say, Rayth, that you're worth respecting.
So how can you tell that a blonde is having a bad day?. . Easy. Instead of tucking a pencil behind her ear, she tucks a tampon there instead.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:41 pm
Styk_Figure_BoB I was brought up in a very intellectual household. . though there's a couple people here in the Guild that I wish I could say the same about. . . I can honestly say, Rayth, that you're worth respecting. So how can you tell that a blonde is having a bad day?. . Easy. Instead of tucking a pencil behind her ear, she tucks a tampon there instead.
I sssshan't name any namesss, but I feel the general tone of the guild could be sssignificantly improved with the sssilencing of certain undesirables. x]
And thank you for the compliment -- I won't be on too often, what with sssschoolwork keeping me busy, but I look forward to ssspeaking with you further.
What do you do if a blonde throwss a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:48 pm
We may very well be on the same page. It's nice conversing with you.
There's a brunette and three blondes on a robe suspended above a pit of lava. One has to sacrifice themself to save the other. The brunette volounteers but when the blondes clap, they fall in.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:42 am
Shadowlord Rayth Indeed.
I sssshan't name any namesss, but I feel the general tone of the guild could be sssignificantly improved with the sssilencing of certain undesirables. x]
And thank you for the compliment -- I won't be on too often, what with sssschoolwork keeping me busy, but I look forward to ssspeaking with you further.
What do you do if a blonde throwss a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. and who would that be? Not me I hope.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:51 am
Miscreant74 Shadowlord Rayth Indeed.
I sssshan't name any namesss, but I feel the general tone of the guild could be sssignificantly improved with the sssilencing of certain undesirables. x]
And thank you for the compliment -- I won't be on too often, what with sssschoolwork keeping me busy, but I look forward to ssspeaking with you further.
What do you do if a blonde throwss a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. and who would that be? Not me I hope.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:04 pm
Styk_Figure_BoB I was brought up in a very intellectual household. . though there's a couple people here in the Guild that I wish I could say the same about. . . I can honestly say, Rayth, that you're worth respecting. So how can you tell that a blonde is having a bad day?. . Easy. Instead of tucking a pencil behind her ear, she tucks a tampon there instead. Styk_Figure_BoB We may very well be on the same page. It's nice conversing with you. There's a brunette and three blondes on a robe suspended above a pit of lava. One has to sacrifice themself to save the other. The brunette volounteers but when the blondes clap, they fall in.
Wrong thread. These should have gone in the blond joke thread.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:05 am
A cow walks into a slaghterhouse, accidently.
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