Announcer Larry Mooney="The following match is your Monday Night EEW Main Event and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...."

<******** the World plays throughout the arena as Mad Dog appears on the stage. He has a stapler in his hand. The audience immediately begins to boo as he makes their way down the ******** you. ******** me. ******** ******** Tom. ******** Mary. ******** ******** ******** the west coast and ******** everybody on the east.
Eat s**t and die or ******** off at ******** pre-schoolers. ******** rulers. Kings and queens and gold ******** wine ******** chickens. ******** ducks.
Everybody in your crew sucks - punk mother ******** Dog talks to the fans booing him at ringside for a few moments, but the words soon get heated as the fans start trying to jump over the guard rail. Mad Dog punches them in their heads one by one, daring them to come over the rail. They eventually sit back in their seats as Mad Dog laughs at them. He continues his walk to the ring as he staples his arms and hands. The blood wells up on Mad Dog's hands, eventually soaking his hand ******** the rain forest. ******** a Forest Gump.
You probably like it in the rump; ******** a shoe ******** the real deal and ******** all the ******** all 52 states...
And ******** you.

Mad Dog walks up the steps and onto the ramp. He uses the top rope to stretch his back before using it to lazily flip backwards into the ring. Mad Dog mounts a turnbuckle, screaming at the fans, before squeezing his bloody hand wraps and flicking the blood onto the horrified fans in the front row. Backflipping off the turnbuckle, Mad Dog uses the top rope to stretch his arms as he waits for Shadow.

An eerie, almost alien sound begins to play along with the sounds of hollowing winds. A low chanting noise is then heard as the lights fade to black. A yin-yang symbol appears on the titantron that then begins to spin, the letter S fading into place at the center. While this happens, the music still plays.

This means out...

Thunder cracks throughout the arena.

This is your way out...

A purple fog pours onto the top of the ramp.

Do or drown
Do or drown in torpor...

A second thunder clap is heard, and then a third. Stepping through the curtain and onto the ramp, Shadow is finally seen slightly disgusted that he has to fight Mad Dog on his first night. He walks slowly down to the ring with the aid of strobe lights. Climbing through the ring ropes, Shadow removes his good jacket and drops it to the outside ring.

Seeing Shadow's disgust, Mad Dog makes sure to rub his hands in his sweaty armpits as the bell rings, smiling at Shadow and holding his hands up, making a sniffing motion.

Circling, Mad Dog attempts a lockup. If successful, Mad Dog will attempt a Double Leg Takedown. If successful, Mad Dog will try to rub his disgusting hands on Shadow's face.

Mad Dog rubs the stinky hands all over Shadow's face, smiling gleefully. Immediately, Mad Dog goes to grab Shadow's head and begin slamming it into the mat until the ref counts a 4.

Lying down on the mat with Mad Dog over him, Shadow grabbed the arm that Mad Dog used to grab ahold of his head and he attempted to wrap both legs around the arm to secure a Triangular Hold.

Mad Dog is put in the Triangle Hold, Shadow's legs wrapping around Mad Dog's head as Mad Dog's arm is yanked on by Shadow. Yelling in pain, Mad Dog slowly attempts to lift Shadow, straining as veins pop out on his muscles. If successful, Mad Dog will lift Shadow and fall on/slam him, hoping to break the hold.

Shadow was lifted up and then he was slammed to the mat, and he released the hold to grab his head.

"s**t..." mutters Mad Dog as he shakes his arm to get the feeling out. Mad Dog backs up and comes off the rope to attempt to drop a big elbow onto Shadow.

Shadow rolled out of the way of Mad Dog's elbow drop and slowly began to get up onto his feet.

"Shiiiit!" yells Mad Dog as he falls onto the already tender elbow.

Up on his feet, Shadow ran and bounced off the ropes, attempting to baseball slide the arm with Mad Dog's tender elbow.

Mad Dog is kicked in the arm and grunts, rolling over and holding his arm.

Shadow got up to his feet and looked down at Mad Dog. He then attempted to stomp on the shoulder that Mad Dog was nursing.

Mad Dog is stomped on the shoulder as he grunts in pain with every stomp. Mad Dog rolls out of the ring and stumbles out to the floor for a breather.
Shadow slid out of the ring as well after bi-passing the ref. He stalked down Mad Dog until he was in sight to go after him with a club to Mad Dog's shoulder.

Mad Dog attempts a thumb to the eye to counter. If successful, Mad Dog will attempt to whip Shadow into the barrier.

Thumbed in the eye, Shadow was then whipped into the barrier, crashing back first into it.

Mad Dog immediately slides back in the ring and demands the referee start counting, knowing that Shadow isn't anywhere near damaged enough to be counted out.

Getting back onto his feet, Shadow attempted to slide back into the ring.

Sighing, Mad Dog attempts to throw himself towards Shadow on the ground, raining down fists and hoping to connect with Shadow's back.

Repeatedly being punched in the back, Shadow attempted to shove Mad Dog away so he could pull himself back to his feet.

Mad Dog is pushed back for a moment as Shadow begins pulling himself up.

Shadow got up on his feet and then attempted to clothesline Mad Dog down to the mat.

Mad Dog looks up to see Shadow charging at him.

"Oh fuc-" is heard before Shadow's forearm knocks Mad Dog painfully to the mat.

After taking down Mad Dog, Shadow ran an bounced off the ropes perpendicular to him and lept up high, attempting a large leg drop onto Mad Dog's throat.

The leg is dropped, but Mad Dog attempts to take a bite out of the back of Shadow's leg.

Feeling the bite into his leg, Shadow's eyes got wide and he let out a yelp and attempted to shake off Mad Dog by pushing his head away with the other leg.

Mad Dog's head is pushed away. Mad Dog finally stands and attempts to throw some elbows at Shadow.

Taking some elbows, Shadow backed up to where he was leaning on the ropes.
Mad Dog attempts to grab Shadow by the wrist and whip him to the opposite ropes. If successful, Mad Dog will attempt to catch him for an Exploder Suplex.

Kaboom!

Mad Dog goes for a pin, not expecting much, but putting his full weight across Shadow's upper body.

Shadow managed to get his shoulder up after a two count and a hand raise.

Snorting, Mad Dog rises and attempts to drop a big elbow across the chest of Shadow.

Taking the elbow to the chest, Shadow attempted to fight through the pain and grab Mad Dog's arm to apply an Armbar.

Applying the armbar, Shadow attempted to wrench the arm around more to cause further damage.

Mad Dog grunts and yanks to try to free himself, shaking furiously but finding no relief. Finally, Mad Dog grabs the ref's leg and jerks himself a few inches closer to the ropes, finally reaching it with fingertips as the ref begins a break count.

Shadow held the arm bar until the count of three. He released the hold then and rolled back onto his feet, pacing around for Mad Dog to get up to his feet.

Mad Dog moves his shoulder and arm about tenderly, before standing up and turning around slowly to see Shadow.

Aiming a kick at Mad Dog's gut, Shadow would then follow it up with a Double-Underhook DDT.

Mad Dog is DDT'd to the canvas.

Shadow once again covered Mad Dog for the pin.

Mad Dog attempts to sink his teeth into Shadow's forehead to break the pin and possibly shed blood.

Again, Shadow was bitten, but this time in the forehead. He was getting rather annoyed with Mad Dog using his body to teethe. But nonetheless, the pin was broken and Shadow retreated to nurse his bite mark.
Mad Dog climbs to his feet, spitting out blood. He decides to hopefulyl mount an offense, attempting to grab Shadow for a Uranage Backbreaker.

Connection with the Backbreaker.

After the Backbreaker, Mad Dog attempts to lift Shadow, still in Uranage position, for a Uranage Suplex.


The Backbreaker was soon followed with the suplex.

Feeling a surge of adrenaline, Mad Dog attempts to lift Shadow again for a Michinoku Driver. If successful, he'll hook the leg and go for the pin attempt.

In the position for the Michinoku Driver, Shadow attempted to counter by hooking one of Mad Dog's legs and then swinging about to lift Mad Dog onto his shoulder and then bring him down face first into the mat with his Darkness Falls shoulder flapjack.

Mad Dog flips over Shadow's back and rolls out of the ring, looking for a breather, having narrowly avoided a finisher.

Shadow turned around and looked down at Mad Dog, using his fingers to tell him, "That close."

"You're how long!?" Mad Dog obnoxiously screams as members of the audience groan.

Quickly, Mad Dog attempts a powerful knee lift to the gut.

Knee-lifted into the gut, Shadow keeled over and took in giant gasps for breath.

As Shadow leans over, Mad Dog attempts to grab him by his hair and rub his forehead against the top rope roughly, causing the friction to burn his face. If successful, he'll walk him around the entire ring rubbing his face on the ropes.

As his head was burning and dragged across the top rope, Shadow attempted to shake Mad Dog off by hooking his leg to Flapjack him across the top rope.

Mad Dog is lifted and dropped chest-first over the top rope before hobbling backwards, holding his chest.

Following Mad Dog, Shadow aimed a kick to his gut and he would follow it up by running and bouncing off the ropes and catch Mad Dog in a Rolling Neckbreaker.

Stumbling back, Mad Dog is caught and flipped over to the mat by Shadow's Neckbreaker.

After getting hit by the Neckbreaker, Mad Dog eventually rises and attempts to pull Shadow down to a leaning forward position and lay into him with knee shots.

While he was catching his breath, Shadow was caught up in Mad Dog's knee shots. He attempted to retaliate by catching Mad Dog's jaw with a European Uppercut.

The European connects, knocking Mad Dog backwards a few steps.

As Mad Dog stumbled backwards, Shadow ran up to Mad Dog and aimed to grab his face to follow up with an STO Backbreaker.

Shadow's momentum overtakes the stumbling Mad Dog, pushing him over backwards for a Backbreaker, slamming Mad Dog's back into his knee.

After letting go of Mad Dog's face, Shadow quickly pounced onto Mad Dog and attempted to get him on his back to lock in the Coffinspire.

Mad Dog is turned around to Shadow's back, but slips out of the arm hold and attempts a Tiger Suplex.

Shadow was suplexed away from Mad Dog and some fans began to sing the opening to Eye of the Tiger.

Mad Dog runs and comes off the ropes, attempting to throw himself down with a crisply executed elbow drop onto Shadow's chest.

The elbow drop connects and Shadow drew a sharp breath to keep from loosing wind.

Mad Dog attempts to run again, coming off the ropes attempting a Leg Drop in the same place he dropped the elbow.

Taking the legdrop, Shadow attempted to grab the same leg and roll with Mad Dog until he could get him into an Indian Deathlock.

Mad Dog yells in pain from the submission being performed on his leg.

Shadow sat up to apply more pressure to Mad Dog's leg and he added a few jabs to Mad Dog's head for an added insult.

Mad Dog begins belligerantly screaming profanities as he's punched in the head, finally grabbing the "******** rope, now let me go!"
Shadow released his hold on Mad Dog but aimed a boot to his face as his little reward.

Mad Dog is booted on the head. Grabbing where it hurts, Mad Dog, still in a state of complete belligerance begins yelling every curse he can towards Shadow and his mother.

Rolling over and standing up, Mad Dog attempts a Double Leg Takedown and mounted punches on Shadow.

As Shadow was mounted and punched at, he aimed a few shots at Mad Dog's gut so that he could sit up and repeatedly headbutt Mad Dog's head.

Mad Dog takes the headbutts and attempts to fire back with his own to
Shadow instigated the headbutt session between himself and Mad Dog, hoping Mad Dog would relent and give Shadow control.

Mad Dog doesn't relent as he goes to grab Shadow's head and continue the assault, not backing down.

Shadow reached a hand behind Mad Dog's head and he met each head strike with his own, refusing to back down as well. Eventually he could feel himself slipping off, and the continuous bashing had caused a slight gash to appear on his forehead.

Mad Dog continues headbutting as well as blood begins trickling down his forehead. The headbutts slow as Mad Dog begins fading...

Finally, a simultaneous headbutt occurs and Shadow's eyes went completely blurry. Stumbling back, he began to vomit and after he was finished with his vomiting, he collapsed beside the pool, apparently having suffered a concussion.

Mad Dog simply falls backward, blood flowing from his head as he struggles to keep his eyes open. The ref begins to count the 10.

1...

2...

3...

4...

5...

Shadow tried to push himself but to no avail, he fell back down to the mat.

6...

7...

Mad Dog raises an arm a few inches off the canvas and turns his head, but the arm falls as the ref continues.

8...

9...

10...

The ref signals for the bell as neither man answers the count of ten, TKOing each other!