Dark Roaming Soul
I don't have any viola jokes but I have a kinda orchastra joke. My conducter that had to leave last year (7th grade) to go teach band and pit orchastra at the high school would say this when we would rush.
"____ are Rushins heading to Mt. Rushmore and stopping at Rapidcity."
Hehehe I like that joke. My new conducter doesn't have any good jokes but he teaches sign language at times and tells strange stories.
"____ are Rushins heading to Mt. Rushmore and stopping at Rapidcity."
Hehehe I like that joke. My new conducter doesn't have any good jokes but he teaches sign language at times and tells strange stories.
My director does that too. She'll jump out of her chair, point at [insert instrument here] and scream, "RUSSIANS! RUSSIANS RUSSIANS RUSSIANS!" Then when they get it right she'll do her happy dance and say, "The [insert instrument here]s have immigrated to America!"
Also, during that period of time when bunches of violas would have the heel of their hand touching the neck, she told us to imagine that we had an egg in the palm of our hand. Then when someone touched the neck she would scream, "CHICKEN KILLERS! YOU BUNCH OF LOUSY CHICKEN KILLERS!"
