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 Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:27 am
THANATOS: *sneaks away with Ras's money* Foolish satyr... *sees pedestrian* Do you know where I may find a fancy suit?
PEDESTRIAN: Yeah, Macy's is down that way -
THANATOS: Take me there.
PEDESTRIAN: Why?
THANATOS: I am Thanatos, I am the personification of Death.
PEDESTRIAN: So?
THANATOS: You will see me when you die.
PEDESTRIAN: Haha very funny.
THANATOS: What's your name?
PEDESTRIAN: *sarcastically* I'm Hades, Lord of the Dead! And I have fire for hair!
THANATOS: My Lord doesn't have fire for hair.
PEDESTRIAN: Yes he does.
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:06 pm
Thanatos: No he doesn't!
Pedestrian:Yes he does!
Thanatos: No he doesn't!
All pedestrians happening to be on the street: He totally does! It's in the Hercules movie! Disney made it, so it must be true!
All gods happening to be nearby: No! No! No! Hades doesn't have fire for hair! We know! We're the GODS!
Pedestrians: (roll eyes simultaneously) Disney is always right.
Zeus: (gets thunderbolt ready)
All gods: Do it!
Zeus: (throws thunderbolt)
Pedestrians: NO!
(All pedestrians on that street have been destroyed, and a perfectly washed clean suit magically rises out of the firey destruction rubble.)
Thanatos: (lunges for the suit) At last!
(Falls into a pit of mud and nothingness)
Hades and Hypnos: (cackles) Happy birthday, Thanatos!
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:21 pm
THANATOS: I must be dreaming @_@ *squints eyes visciously* But if I'm not so help me I'll...
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:17 am
Interesting. Um...you guys do know that Thanatos and Hypnos are twins, and thus share the same birthday, right?
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:22 pm
Akherontis Interesting. Um...you guys do know that Thanatos and Hypnos are twins, and thus share the same birthday, right? Oops. Hold on... Hypnos: Yes, it's our birthday, Thanatos, we're 100,000,745 years old! Thanatos: (groans) I always hated my birthday. Hades: Come on, celebrate! Thanatos: (rolls eyes) Hades: I don't care if it's your birthday, go get my suit! Thanatos: But you just said... Hades: NOW!
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:41 pm
Thanatos: Well, that was pointless, and made no sense whatsoever...NOW where was I? Oh yes, finding a Macy's...
Ras: There you are Thanny! I was looking all over for you!
Thanatos: Crap.
Ras: Sorry, did you say something ol' chum? biggrin
Thanatos: Nothing whatsoever. Wait, what happened to the woman from before?
Ras: ...Zeus abducted her. crying
Thanatos: Lovely. Hera will have a field day. stare
Ras: *looks at Thanatos's clothing.* Woah! You look like you fell into a pit of mud and nothingness! surprised
Thanatos: *deadpan* How did you ever guess? stare
Ras: We need to get you a change of clothing! Luckily at the carnival, I bought you a costume!
Thanatos: ...You bought a costume...at a carnival... neutral
Ras: *hands package to Thanatos.* I thought it would make a nice souvenir. sweatdrop
Thanatos: *opens package* ...SWEET MOTHER OF ZEUS!!! eek burning_eyes
Ras: Hey! What did Rhea ever do to you?!
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:51 am
Thanatos pulls out a clown suit, with yellow,blue and red pooka dots on them.
Thanatos: I refuse to wear this!!
Ras: But it's your colour!
Thanatos: I am a god and should be treated as su-
A car passes by and showers Thanatos in mud
Thanatos:....
Ras: ...The nearest bathroom is that way!! *points in left direction*
*At Macy's*
Ras and Thanatos in his clown suit walks into Macy's
Children: Mommy! I wanna play with the clown and his goat boy!
Ras: *laughs* They called you a goat boy
Thanatos: *growls*
Thanatos walks to an employee, while Ras goes to flirt with a hot teenager.
Thanatos: Excuse do you have anymore black ties?
Employee: Nope we ran out!
Thanatos: Black sunglasses
Employee: Sorry out!
Thanatos: Maybe you have a *takes out piece of paper* Ble-ck Bar-ee
Employee: A Blackberry? We ran out of those months ago!
Thanatos: YOU FOOLISH MORTALS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Employee: No reason to fuss! Jeez! I'll get someone else to help you *SHOUTS* Keira!
Keira: *walks into scene* I know you!
Thanatos: Oh Zeus no!
Ras: Keira!! *rushes to hug her, but she punches him instead*
Keira: You brought him along too?!
Thanatos: He just follows me
Later....
Keira: Well I found this in storage *gives Thanatos a box*
Thanatos: *opens* A tie! Perfect!
Ras: I shall now reward you with a kiss
Keira: You touch me, I'll shove one of your horns up your butt!
Ras: Oooh Fiesty!
Thanatos: Come Ras! We most find the sunglasses and phone else where!
Kiera: Wait! Take me with you!
Thanatos and Ras at the same time: T: NO! R: YES!
Kiera: *ignores Ras* Why?
Thanatos: You're a mortal, I deal only with gods and satrys!
Kiera: You're a racist!
Thanatos: Come again...
Kiera: *shouts to everyone in store* GUYS THIS PERSON IS A RACISTS!
Everyone: *looks at Thanatos*
Thanatos: Shush Mortal, or I will have Hades smite you!
Kiera: Thats right! A big fat rac-
Thanatos: Fine mortal! You can come!
Keira: Ok! Never mind!
Ras: Yay! Now we can be together forever! My best friend and my girl friend!
Keira: I'm not your girlfriend!
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:43 am
Oh, I'd forgotten about this! It's funny how quickly the ancient site of Cumae, Italy turned into suburban America. xd
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:46 pm
I was trying to start it back again!
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:47 pm
Oh, I didn't mean it like that. It had turned into a romp through suburban America long ago. ^^:
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