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Naruto loving Alchemically enhanced pregnant female cuddly fat giant angry rabid fluffy squirrels from the Akatsuki that wear green spandex and chew on peoples toenails while eating baby rabbits that live in mailboxes and wear teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis while sleeping in the snakes stomach, summoned by Sasuke while he was poking dead bodies with sticks and making out with Sakura while making out with Naruto and Kakashi while he reads Icha Icha Tactics while also fighting Zabuza and Haku who are giving high fives to Itachi and Kisame while doing the tango with Zetsu while he is eating Deidara's hand and Tobi screaming at him to stop it and Pein having a major headache that's forgot because Konan starts making out with him while Hidan and Kakuzu are fighting about who to kill next and stabbing eachother while Kakuzu tries to sell Hidan's scythe for lots of cash but gets run into by a random person who is cosplaying as Madara chewing on the ankles of Kisame while streaking with Itachi who is in love with a hamster eating lily-pad who is getting eaten by a bird that Deidara created from clay who is blowing up Tobi because he screams to much about how he likes pie while Orochimaru is hitting on Sasuke and trying to rape him as Kabuto watches enviously while stabbing himself with a kunai knife and getting hit by Tsunade who is being peeked at by Jiraya who is getting hit on the head and being called a pervy sage by Naruto while eating Ichiraku ramen while the 3rd Hokage is rising from the dead and starts to fight the first and second hokages who are playing chess with leafs for some reason and Inuyasha jumps out of nowhere and uses the Kaze no Kizu to blow up the Hokage monument which goes flying into the air and lands on Ino crushing her meanwhile a rogue piece goes flying, and smacks Sasuke in the back of the neck effectively breaking the bone paralyzing him for life forcing Sakura to take care of him or put him out of his misery thankfully she prays to God and he's healed by demonic kittens who are attacking Naruto because he hates them while Rock Lee tries to fight them off while confessing his undieing love to Sakura who kicks his a** and marries Sasuke, bares him three kids and still looks sexy in spandex jumpsuits, sadly Sakura wakes up from this wonderful dream to find Naruto and Hinata lying in the bed with her while Might Guy and Kakashi fight again trying to break their last record by playing rock paper sissors being manipulated by Sasori who gets killed by Sakura...again then she really does marry Sasuke and the two live a long happy life with 2 kids and Naruto gets Hinata pregnant while she eats Chouji's chips while Shikamaru looks up at the sky with Ino and they begin kissing Jiraiya's ears.while he looks at naked women in a bath house disecting Jiraiya's toads and how they look cooler that Orochimaru's snakes and whispering secrets about Anko and Kakashi making out last week in the womens bath which was surrounded by dancing monkeys who were wearing tub top on Inos head eating her lice as Temari laughed at her misfortune while Tobi turns into Madara and tells Pein what to do with his fluffy monkey in his pants which was being torn apart by Konan which got Pein jealous because he loved those monkeys with his whole heart that Konan gouged out and put ina jar of dirt when suddenly Jack Sparrow pops out of nowhere and sings the Jar of dirt song to Hinata while she plays with Akamaru on the Black Pearl's poop deck while Davy Jones' ship comes up from under the water and kidnaps Sasuke to make him Orochimaru's sex slave... again...Orochimaru has his way with Sasuke...again...which made Kabuto jealous because he craved Orochimaru's "snake" especially when Orochimaru showered in front of him and did a strip tease with Kimimaro and Sasuke which got out of hand, and became an orgy but Sasuke would be disatisfide and sneak over to Konoha to do Sakura while Orochimaru would cry in a corner back at his base and send Kabuto out to kidnap Hiten so he could do God-knows-what to his spleen and Hiten would scream like a little girl and call for Sai's help to catch his runaway gerbil named Demon of the Underworld, who ate Edward Elric's antena, making him 4 inches shorter and even madder because someone called him a shrimp...in my pants.

(wow, I should post this in chatterbox to show how creative the members of Mixture are.)

Naruto loving Alchemically enhanced pregnant female cuddly fat giant angry rabid fluffy squirrels from the Akatsuki that wear green spandex and chew on peoples toenails while eating baby rabbits that live in mailboxes and wear teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis while sleeping in the snakes stomach, summoned by Sasuke while he was poking dead bodies with sticks and making out with Sakura while making out with Naruto and Kakashi while he reads Icha Icha Tactics while also fighting Zabuza and Haku who are giving high fives to Itachi and Kisame while doing the tango with Zetsu while he is eating Deidara's hand and Tobi screaming at him to stop it and Pein having a major headache that's forgot because Konan starts making out with him while Hidan and Kakuzu are fighting about who to kill next and stabbing eachother while Kakuzu tries to sell Hidan's scythe for lots of cash but gets run into by a random person who is cosplaying as Madara chewing on the ankles of Kisame while streaking with Itachi who is in love with a hamster eating lily-pad who is getting eaten by a bird that Deidara created from clay who is blowing up Tobi because he screams to much about how he likes pie while Orochimaru is hitting on Sasuke and trying to rape him as Kabuto watches enviously while stabbing himself with a kunai knife and getting hit by Tsunade who is being peeked at by Jiraya who is getting hit on the head and being called a pervy sage by Naruto while eating Ichiraku ramen while the 3rd Hokage is rising from the dead and starts to fight the first and second hokages who are playing chess with leafs for some reason and Inuyasha jumps out of nowhere and uses the Kaze no Kizu to blow up the Hokage monument which goes flying into the air and lands on Ino crushing her meanwhile a rogue piece goes flying, and smacks Sasuke in the back of the neck effectively breaking the bone paralyzing him for life forcing Sakura to take care of him or put him out of his misery thankfully she prays to God and he's healed by demonic kittens who are attacking Naruto because he hates them while Rock Lee tries to fight them off while confessing his undieing love to Sakura who kicks his a** and marries Sasuke, bares him three kids and still looks sexy in spandex jumpsuits, sadly Sakura wakes up from this wonderful dream to find Naruto and Hinata lying in the bed with her while Might Guy and Kakashi fight again trying to break their last record by playing rock paper sissors being manipulated by Sasori who gets killed by Sakura...again then she really does marry Sasuke and the two live a long happy life with 2 kids and Naruto gets Hinata pregnant while she eats Chouji's chips while Shikamaru looks up at the sky with Ino and they begin kissing Jiraiya's ears.while he looks at naked women in a bath house disecting Jiraiya's toads and how they look cooler that Orochimaru's snakes and whispering secrets about Anko and Kakashi making out last week in the womens bath which was surrounded by dancing monkeys who were wearing tub top on Inos head eating her lice as Temari laughed at her misfortune while Tobi turns into Madara and tells Pein what to do with his fluffy monkey in his pants which was being torn apart by Konan which got Pein jealous because he loved those monkeys with his whole heart that Konan gouged out and put ina jar of dirt when suddenly Jack Sparrow pops out of nowhere and sings the Jar of dirt song to Hinata while she plays with Akamaru on the Black Pearl's poop deck while Davy Jones' ship comes up from under the water and kidnaps Sasuke to make him Orochimaru's sex slave... again...Orochimaru has his way with Sasuke...again...which made Kabuto jealous because he craved Orochimaru's "snake" especially when Orochimaru showered in front of him and did a strip tease with Kimimaro and Sasuke which got out of hand, and became an orgy but Sasuke would be disatisfide and sneak over to Konoha to do Sakura while Orochimaru would cry in a corner back at his base and send Kabuto out to kidnap Hiten so he could do God-knows-what to his spleen and Hiten would scream like a little girl and call for Sai's help to catch his runaway gerbil named Demon of the Underworld, who ate Edward Elric's antena, making him 4 inches shorter and even madder because someone called him a shrimp-eating flea-bitten munchkin with a tin can for a brother, which made Al cry and chant 'I look like a tin can?'... in my pants.