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Saber Blysmey

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:15 pm


mourn_of_blades

Heh, yeah. He should be warned they're up to more nefarious deeds than post-mortem conversion, time-wasting, and cookie-giving. 3nodding

Heh, I'll have to try to remember that and tell him next time I talk to him. 3nodding
PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:47 pm


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You gotta love this neighborhood dispute.

A city councilman in Utah, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home... Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found.

The city council said the vents can stay since there is no ordinances referring to shutter design.



That is wonderful! I approve so much of that!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:32 pm


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(I work for a major cable company troubleshooting internet problems over the phone. I am not sure if the customer in this story isn't sober or just crazy, but he definitely isn't right.)

Me: “All right…let’s reconnect the cables to your router and we’ll have you back up in no time.”

Customer: *distracted* “Hey, honey? How many fingers should I have?”

Wife: *in the background* “You have five on each hand.”

Customer: *panicking* “Oh, God! I’ve only got four and my thumb!” *to me* “I’m going to have to call you back. I need to dial 911 now!” *hangs up*
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:53 pm


mourn_of_blades

Heh, that's great. I needed a laugh too.

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