I'm not one for "Awards" but this one is too funny.

[Meta_Fish]

The 2008 Minus World End Of The Year Awards Of The Year Awards  

[Al Torrenz]

Mario kart is LAGGY?
No werehog rants?
Brawl didn't win?

BULLSHIT


Still got some lulz. Oh, and

Quote:

Dead Space was like Jill Valentine and Samus deliciously scissoring.

i nid dis.  

[Allegro]

I love MInus World. I read Kotaku and Go nintendo and sometimes JoyStiq to stay abreast of developments. I read Minus World for FUN.  

[nerdyninja]

I need to get No More Heroes emo  

[Decavolty]

My favorite was the 'WTF Wii Owners' Award

Quote:

The “Wii software drought” you idiots bitched about all through 2008 was a myth. Plenty of games were released that didn’t involve silent elves or plumbers and you troglodytes totally ignored them. Shame on you.

- World Of Goo was ******** awesome, brilliant, inventive, genius, intelligent, poetic and pirated to all hell. Barely anybody bought it on PC and barely anybody bought it on Wii. It was the best puzzle game (although in a very nontraditional sense) of the year and you sea monkeys turned your backs to it.

- De Blob absolutely did not get the praise it deserved on everyone else’s shitty year end lists. The shoehorned motion controls left our wrists number than a 6 hour Jenna Haze DVD but the colorful little beauty of a game was just too fun to ignore. But, it was ignored regardless.

- Blast Works was a shmup so of course it sold terribly, but it was budget priced, fun as ******** and fully customizable. Go buy it, you lobotomized dolts!

WINNER: De Blob

It was one awesome rant against 'hardcore wii owners' after another.  

[melonkuma]

Bahaha. Thanks, Fish. Full of lulz.