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FML! For those who needs to blow off some steam and RRRRAGE.

Your Source of Ridiculous Insults.

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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:45 am

How Insulting!

Well we all like to use insults every now and then, but in my opinion, the best ones have to be the most ridiculous-sounding.
There can be humour in blowing off steam!

I will make a list of silly insults and if you post some on here then I will add good ones to the list.
It'll be great because then you can have a giggle and think about who you know who would suit that insult!
Teehee ^^

If we get some really interesting insults then I'll make an 'insult of the month' and send a prize to the person who came up with it.
(Of value of at least 2000g).

Please don't post any swear words though - I'm looking for pure silliness not verbal abuse...

Shakespearean Insults:
Thou boar-pig!
Thou malt-worm!
Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile!
Like an ill-roasted egg...
Wretched and low
Thou vain idle-headed varlot!
Thou art not so big as a round little worm!
You are a fishmonger.
I thumb my nose at thee. (Thanks Jamais Changeant)

Silly Insults:
Yellow bellied sap sucker!
Your brain cells packed up and left
Airhead
Trampoline face
Major doofus
Dork of the century
Clumsy fool
Self-absorbed
Noob!
Trouble-making Toad
Rhino brain
Baboon-bottom Face
Mindless lemon
Pathetic parsnip
Ridiculously dim raddish

Monty Python Insults:
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Thanks to Fury~The World Set Ablaze)
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French Soldier: Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:13 pm

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I could think of more, but I am SO TIRED right now. D=

Luxraen Fury

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Jamais Changeant
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:11 am

Darn it! I was gonna post the Monty Python insult >.<

Here's a Shakesperean one: (I believe this is from Romeo and Juliet.
Do you thumb your nose at me sir?
No, I thumb my nose in your general direction.

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:20 am

Blackadder insults (yeah...)
"You are so stupid that if a cannibal came over and cracked your scull open, there wouldn't be enough matter inside to cover a small water biscuit."
(not sure if I got it right)
My insults.
"Oh why don't you just go and drink some chlorine?"
"You're falling apart"(when someone says something stupid)

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Hellsing Retard4Eva

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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:26 pm

Shakespeare: You are my a** (Or something like that. It's form Taming of the Shrew)

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:54 pm

Aww how could you forget the rest of the french soldier insults?
"I fart in your general direction"
"I blow my nose at you"

As for originality, a friend of mine was writing the word 'jerk' once and it came out as 'grick', so now every time one of us does somthing stupid we call them a grick

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:45 pm

Personally, one of my all time favorites (and coincidentally, the one my mother used a lot for me...) would have to be the straightforward, simplistic, and all around plain:

"Why don't you, uh... Go play in the Freeway or something."

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:58 pm

Classic Insults My Dad uses (sometimes on me)
-You rabid Scum-Ball.
-"Oi, Scum-sucker!"
-"Your an butt licking, peanut butter eating, mediocre soccer player!" (my favorite)

My insults
-"Oh my lord, you annoying dips*** "
-"Are you sure you have a brain?"
-"Oh i know! Why dont you do run out in front of that truck!"
-"House? What house? I thought you lived in that cardboard box by the freeway."
-"Hey! Dont kick that can! You just ruined your house!"

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XxHyperactiveXPenguinxX

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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:49 pm

Jamais....This is how it goes and it is from Romeo and Juliet...I'm sorry about correcting you, but I'm a major Romeo and Juliet fanatic.

SAMPSON
I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to
them, if they bear it.

ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir!

ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us? Sir.

SAMPSON
[Aside to GREGORY]
Is the law on our side, if I say ay?

GREGORY
No!

SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:30 pm

Well... *ticking of on fingers*;
"Go play in traffic!" Is one of my favourites.
"Ew, that's so Brokeback!" My friend's class last year used this 'cause they'd get in trouble if they said 'gay'.
Uhm, my brain isn't all that active at the moment, but I'll post more as soon as I can think of them!