All About George
Thank God, because work is driving me to drink.
I'm a guy.
No, I'm no longer single.
Sorry, Ladies, but I'm head over heels for engaged married to the most amazing, beautiful, brilliant, fun, witty, drop-dead gorgeous and all around perfect girl in the world over.
I'm what most people would call 'Caucasian.'
But I'm pretty well tanned.
I like to joke.
I like to fool around.
But I can be serious if I need to.
I know more bad jokes than your Dad probably does.
I have a job.
I'm no longer a Package Handler. Mind still out of the Gutter. I'm now a Supervisor.
I still work for the United Parcel Service.
I love music.
I listen to everything but Rap.
Rock is my favorite.
I play the drums.
I'm teaching myself to play the keyboard.
I also play the Air Guitar.
I love to read.
I love to write.
I fancy myself an amateur author.
I'm on hiatus from school.
I aspire to be able to support my family.
I live in the land of Sun, Beaches, and Exorbitant Gas Prices.
That's Southern California.
I love the beach.
I love Frisbee.
I love dogs.
I especially loved my Baby Doll. Miss her much, I do.
I have an Aussie.
It's a good thing she's cute.
I really want an Pembroke Welsh Corgi.
I love cats.
I don't have any right now, though.
I happen to love pretty much every animal I've ever come across.
I like sports.
I watch pretty much everything except tennis, basketball, and golf.
I love Baseball.
The Anaheim Angels are the best. Period.
I love to play Baseball.
I'm an awesome First Baseman.
I'm not a bad Left Fielder, either.
I play golf.
I'm not great.
But I'm not bad.
I'm okay on the lanes.
I love to Roleplay.
My favorites tend to lead towards the romantic.
My other favorites are more modern.
Yes, I'm literate.
I like some video games.
I like Batman.
I like Gatorade.
I like Milk.
I drink water a LOT.
I like Dr. Pepper.
I can't stand morons.
I hate people with no personality or sense of humor.
I like to argue, but I know when I've been beat.
I hate people who don't know when they've been beat.
I can't stand people who lack 'Logic.'
I absolutely hate any form of racism, sexism, or prejudice.
Bigots make me sick.
I love webcomics.
My favorites are Sluggy Freelance, Shortpacked!, Questionable Content, Dominic Deegan: Oracle For Hire, Dr. McNinja, and Rob & Elliot, among others.
If I had a superpower, I would totally want Mind Powers like Dr. X. (Though flying would be awesome too)
I don't smoke.
I can't stand the idea.
I won't do drugs.
I can't stand that idea either.
I don't have any piercings, and I never will.
I don't have any tattoos, but I do want a Phoenix soon.
I love food of all kinds.
I eat everything.
I have never met a chef I didn't like.
I love extracurricular activities.
I was on the Soccer Team, Track Team, Golf Team, Bowling Team, Mock Trial, and three different clubs in high school.
I won an award for Outstanding Defense Attorney in Mock Trial.
That's right, I was scum of the Earth: A Defense Attorney.
My Mazda broke. I now drive a beautiful, brand new, blue Nissan Versa. It's my first purchase.
I used to drive a Kia, and before that, a Jeep Wrangler.
When I get enough money saved up, I want to get another Jeep.
I'm a chatterbox.
I tend to ramble.
As long as you're not stupid and/or blatantly ignorant, we'll get along fine.
I like Random PMs.
I like Random Comments.
I like making new friends.
I'm pretty much an open book, so if you want to know anything, just ask.
Oh, and I almost forgot: