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 Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:05 am
Post your best work here! ^_^ Good luck to all!
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:50 pm
A nun, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender asks, "What, is this a joke?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:04 pm
(This isn't meant to offend anyone so I'm sorry if I do in advance!! Just wait for the punchline sweatdrop and it's only long because there's a lot of dialogue, it's all just double spaced for easier reading. And hopefully people understand the joke XD)
Ok so a plane leaves an airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've ever flown together, and an awkward silence between them seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
So once they reach a cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot,leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
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"You don't like Chinese?"asks the copilot,"....why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests,"It wasn't the Chinese that bombed Pearl Harbor! That was the Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
Then there's a few minutes of silence.
"I don't like Jews either!" the copilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah why not?" asks the captain
"The Jews sank the Titanic."
"What?! That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg....doesn't matter, you're all the same!"
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