I'm a happy person. Trust me, my profile's a lot darker than I am.
"Are, you kiddin' me? You think I don't know I'm ugly? Oh I know I'm ugly. Last week I asked a bartender to make me a zombie, he told me God beat him to it."
(Disclaimer: I am not a juggalo. I never have been. Do I like horrorcore? Yes. Do I listen to artists signed on to psychopathic records? Absolutely. Is that the reason I like clown makeup? Not at all, I've been doing this way before I started listening to horrorcore, and I will continue to do so for the simple fact that I ******** love clowns. Please do not let this fact, however, discouraging you from adding and/or talking to me)
"I went to my doctor and I told him, 'Doc, I don't know what's the matter, every time I look in a mirror I throw up, what's wrong with me?' He said, 'I don't know, but your eye sight is perfect.'"