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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:24 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_02  ooo me smell grass meat @_o. ah, sankyu, cindee. @D@ bai baai now....
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:25 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh  We turn now to the man of the season, Santa Claus himself! ...Sort of. After an extensive search, Gaia 9 has found the cow that now houses Santa Claus's mind. After an even more exhaustive search, we've also found the only man on Gaia who can speak cow: Rancher Bill. Thank you very much for coming, Santa, and thank you, Rancher Bill, for translating.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:28 pm
[NPC] Santa Claus  Mooooooooooooo! [NPC] Rancher Bill  He says he's glad to be here, Cindy. And I'm much obliged as well.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:29 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh So, Santa, the question that's on everyone's minds: how will your recent transformation affect the Xmas holiday?
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:30 pm
[NPC] Santa Claus Moooo. MooOOOOoo! Mrrooo. [NPC] Rancher Bill  He says that there ain't nothing gonna stop him from delivering those presents. He says he's gonna be out there in the snow, bustin' his flanks trying to make sure every last present gets delivered, hooves or no hooves. But his eyesight ain't so good through them cow eyes of his, so he might need a little help checkin' his list twice.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:31 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh Your resolve is admirable, Santa, but how do you intend to deliver presents when you can't even fit on a sleigh?
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:33 pm
[NPC] Santa Claus MOOOoooOOO! Mooooooo. [NPC] Rancher Bill He's sayin' that he just needs a little help from Gaians, is all. He'll just open up his bag and let them deliver the presents on their own. He trusts 'em to give the presents to the right people. He knows Gaians won't let him down.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:34 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh Santa, how do you react to the news that one of the Zurg intends to step into your shoes and deliver gifts himself?
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:40 pm
[NPC] Santa Claus
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![NPC] Rancher Bill Whoa, easy there, Santa, just calm down and chew your cud for a minute. No need to get rowdy. [NPC] Santa Claus Moooo. [NPC] Rancher Bill Santa says he don't much care for the notion of some alien trying to do his job for him, since it were the Zurg what got him into this dag-blamed mess in the first place. He wants to handle it on his own. He says the Zurg have caused enough problems around here.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:41 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh Thank you very much for your time, gentlemen.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:43 pm
[NPC] Rancher Bill Thanks, ma'am. I might add that you're looking mighty fine this evening, and I would be delighted to invite you over to the Rancho some evening for a nice Lobster dinn--
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:44 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh Gerald! Cut his microphone! Ahem. There you have it, Gaians: two Santas have emerged, both with their own distinct opinions on how to solve our Xmas crisis. Only time will tell who will be chosen by Gaians as the true mascot of the holiday season.
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