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 Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:36 pm
One more brief post-revival before I call it a night. =x
Most embarassing moment...I think it happened a few weeks ago, but the story really began almost two months ago.
A feminine friend of mine dropped by my house; my parents and little sister were upstairs, we were in the basement and messing around a little. I was all, "Well, [My sister]'s upstairs; you'd better stop me while we're ahead!"
She didn't stop me. It didn't go full-blown, but...Yeah, let's say our fingers were intimately active with each other's anatomy. The only thing that stopped us were her parents' wanting her home (She's 18, I'm 20. x.X).
Fast-forward to about three weeks ago; nothing said about the intimacy short of an occasional 'Magic fingers' comment. Nothing continuing it, etc. And then I end up hearing from a mutual friend of ours what I'm saying here- except I couldn't get past her belt, and that she was hitting me and telling me to stop.
..'Couldn't get past her belt'; as if a belt would stop me. u.u And if she had yelled and hit me, a.) I'd have stopped, and b.) My family would've come running, considering the door was open and all that junk.
The embarassing part is when I had to explain what actually happened to three other friends of ours (Two of which were virgins. x.x), two perverted friends of mine, my parents and- the worst part- my 12-year-old sister. Explaining it online is simple, considering I don't expect to intimately know anyone; but when it comes to the guy outside the computer? I'm a lot more private about my personal life, even with my family. She apologized about five days ago, but there's no way in hell I can accept it- not after explaining to my little sister why my fingers with in our friend.
But yeah. Pretty embarassing. I just remembered something even more embarassing, but I'm not exactly in the mood for explaining it right now. >.< Two things, now. Blah.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:47 am
Hmmm Sounds like she is embarrassed about the whole thing...Maybe you ought to talk to her before the people spreading the rumors.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:16 pm
~zzang~ Hmmm Sounds like she is embarrassed about the whole thing...Maybe you ought to talk to her before the people spreading the rumors. I did after I had heard about it. =p I could understand if she wasn't "encouraging" me at the time, or if she had brought it up soon afterwards; but she didn't, and this is over a month after the fact- we've been hanging out (Until I heard about it, anyways) after it happened on a regular basis. While I can understand and even encourage a more gentle and accepting viewpoint, it doesn't apply in this case.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:04 pm
Embarrasing things? Oh gee; I have done plenty of those...
Ran streaking down a forest path to the mall and back,
Got my shorts pulled down in the cafeteria (My boxers stayed up though; Women caught a glance at my bulge and screamed. I just pulled off a "Hands at hip" sort of boasting laugh and pulled my pants back up. biggrin )
Masturbated in a public library (It was a dare; and I never back down... lol)
And... lessee... OH! After me and my friends took a street sign and ran back home, I dident see the 8-foot deep ditch next to me and fell down into it. Landed on my feet, but everyone wondered how I dissapeared.
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:27 pm
Impressive. =D
Sadly, I haven't done nearly as much. I haven't done any streaking, and while I'm no stranger to mooning, I haven't done the whole 'pressed fruit bowl' thing. It isn't that my junk's small or anything, I'm just self-conscious about it and not huge enough to show it off at a moment's notice.
I haven't fallen into a ditch, yet; the worst-case scenario with falling was trying to skate downhill, fell in the middle of a clear road (I'm tall, and a bad skater. =( ), and got poo on both my shoes.
And as for masturbating in a public library, I never did that. =( But I did fool around with a now-'ex in front of a library. Apparently she has a fetish over a guy gently suckling on her earlobe, and I didn't believe her. Then, in a manner similar to the above-mentioned, hands were at private areas.
..Meh; it sounds like I have fingers in a lot of pies, but I really don't.. crying
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:00 pm
I now have something truly embarrassing to write about.
So there's this person at my job I'm really fond of, but since I am on the job, I do not let myself speak to her in a casual context, for it is not professional. However with the passing weeks I knew that if I didn't do anything I would only left with what ifs and 'maybes. Today I decided to take a chance and write her a note asking her if she would wish to be friends during the down time at my job. While I wasn't looking one of the children I work with got their hands on my note and began reading. Since I began to feel somewhat more about the matter, I showed it to some of my co workers and other children I work with, with one of my workmates commenting on the letter's cheesysweet quality. Soon after nearly the entire group of children began asking if I liked 'Leslie' *unfortunately, since Leslie is also the name of one of the children, in addition to being the first name of the girl I'm fond of*. Like a fool I became flustered and commended them to return to their sign out seats.
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Hilarious Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:05 pm
Let's see... an embarrassing moment... Hmm, let's just say be very careful with sex in the shower and height differences between partners. redface
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:30 am
...Let's just say having sex standing up is more difficult than you might imagine.
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:46 pm
~zzang~ ...Let's just say having sex standing up is more difficult than you might imagine. But well worth the effort! wink
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:49 am
BIood Moon ~zzang~ ...Let's just say having sex standing up is more difficult than you might imagine. But well worth the effort! wink Try it ontop of a roof.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:11 am
SeroRamai BIood Moon ~zzang~ ...Let's just say having sex standing up is more difficult than you might imagine. But well worth the effort! wink Try it ontop of a roof. ..Now THAT is going on my 'to do' list.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:18 am
Sounds hot...and painful...not hot in a good way either...
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:12 pm
most embarassing thing?
probably the time in the fourth grade where i barfed during mass, while i was running and puke was spewing through my fingers.
D:
my most embarassing perverted moment:
giving my former fling a rubdown while we were chillin with all of our friends
and we were making out for a second
and then someone turned around to talk to us
and we were like
eek
luckily we were under covers
and don't worry, noone else was on the couch
ahah
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:00 pm
Most embarrassing?
I was at a hotel with a bunch of other theater freaks, and we decided to hop into the pool at midnight, full moon, freezing cold. I was one of the first to run for my swimsuit and one of the last to leave. I was so cold when I got out of the pool that I pissed myself. Luckily, it was dark, and I was dripping water anyways. No one knew.
On the bright side, we all ran into one of the hotel rooms and managed to squeeze the entire cast onto one twin bed. Bodies upon bodies upon bodies. One of the greatest times of my life.
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