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 Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:57 pm
well it was funny so i could only imagine how hard he was laughin mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:45 am
that's a good one... rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:09 pm
A guy was taking a new bus route for the first time. He sat down and watched as a woman got on the bus. When the driver looked at her, she took her right hand and put her thumb on her forehead and waved her fingers at the driver.
The driver then took both of his hands and put the thumb of his right hand on his forehead and the thumb of his left hand on his right hand and he waved all of his fingers at the woman.
The woman then took her right arm, extended it, and ran her left hand up her arm. The driver, in response, extended his right arm and ran his left hand down his arm.
The lady then proceeded to grab her right breast.
The driver reached down and grabbed his crotch.
The lady turned away from the driver, grabbed her butt and got off the bus. The man was amazed at this. When he got to his stop, he asked the driver about the lady.
"What did that lady and you say to each other a couple of stops back?" he asked.
The driver replied, "Oh, the deaf woman? It's very simple. I told her that the fare was 10 cents. She asked if I was going uptown. I told her that I was going downtown. She then asked me if I was going by the dairy. I said that I was going by the ballpark. She replied, 'Oh, s**t! I'm on the wrong bus!'"
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:44 am
that's REALLY a good one JJ...! ! !
LOLzki...! ! ! rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:38 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:47 pm
thank you thank you very much xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:26 am
i've gots loads of jokes here's a good one to start. sorry if it seems long.
it was the first day of kindergarden, and the teacher asked a little boy what the first letter of the alphabet was. when the little boy said he didn't know, the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents so he would know the next day. latter on that night, the little boy went up to his mother, who was in the kitched and asked what the first letter of the alphabet was.
"eggs" she replied. the little boy said "ok" then went over to hi father who was attempting to cook in the kitchen as well and asked the same question.
"MY a** IS ON FIRE MY a** IS ON FIRE!!!" said his father. the little boy said "ok" and walked off.
the little boy next went to his sister who was talking on the phone and asked what the first letter of the alphabet was.
"uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh" his sister said. the little boy said "ok" and walked off to his brother, who was watching tv asked the question yet again.
"danananananananaBATMAN!!!" his brother told him.
the next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first letter of the alphabet was.
"eggs" said the boy.
"oh, come on, you know"
"MY a** IS ON FIRE MY a** IS ON FIRE!!!"
"do you want to go to the pricipal's office?"
"uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh"
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
"danananananaBATMAN!!!!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:06 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:12 pm
lol i like the nick nack pattywhak giive the frog a loan one ok here's mine btw you won't get this unless you know that the uss enterprise is a ship from startreck k here goes
what do toiletpaper and the uss enterprise have in common?
they both wipe out kling ons from around uranus rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:20 pm
just thought of another one k so there are two guys at a hotel bar and they start talking after a while guy 1 says to guy 2 "it's getting kinda stuffy in here you wanna go to the roof." Guy 2 says sure and they go up to the hotel roof they talk a while longer than guy 1 says "u no the wind works in a way between this hotel and the hotel right next to us that if u jump off this roof inbetween the 2 buildings youll bounce back up right b4 u hit the ground." Guy 2 didn't believe him "prove it" he said so guy 1 gets up and goes to the dge of the building and guy 2 follows him guy 1 jumps off the building and right b4 he hits the ground hebounces back up. guy 2 is amazed "i gotta try that" he says and jumps but he hits the ground and dies guy 1 goes back down to the bar where the bartender had seen the entire thing from the window guy 1 sits down and the bartender says "superman ur such an a** when ur drunk"
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