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 Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:13 pm
would you like to share dumb jokes?
i would.
so here is the place.
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:30 pm
My favourite (and incredibly lame) joke, which I think I've posted on PA before, is:
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they Aarrrrrrr! xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:27 am
owie!
xd
a woman went to her refrigerator in the midddle of the night for a snack, and found a small squirrel curled up inside.
perplexed, she asked "what are you doing here?"
the squirrel opened one eye and said "isn't this a Westinghouse?"
she nodded and it replied, "well, i'm westing!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:04 am
the scene is a bar in the wild west.
a huge rabbit saunters in, wearing a ten gallon hat, a black vest, cowboy boots, and with a six shooter strapped onto his belt.
his right hand is bandaged, and that arm is in a sling.
he walks up to the bar, eyes the crowd, and says "i'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:48 pm
I consider responding to stupid sayings in logical ways the equivalent of a bad joke.
Friend: "What's up?"
Me: "The sky."
Friend: *exasperated expression + sigh*
Me: "Well, we're outside, after all."
At least they don't use that phrase any more.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:32 am
gonk These are all horrible, keep them coming.
My favorite..
Two atoms run into each other in the street one day.
One says, "Are you alright?"
"No, I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:51 am
i got a charge out of that, Lea! xd 
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:41 am
A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:56 pm
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
xd xd 3... 1 to replace it and 2 to write a poem about how they miss the old one. xd xd
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:41 am
Where do ghosts go on holiday?
Mali-Boo
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