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 Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:41 pm
Butt-head: Uh, I've been injured.
Phone operator: You have?
Butt-head: Yeah, I've got a big crack in my butt. -Beavis and Butt-Head
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:03 pm
"My Sonic Screwdriver!"
The Doctor
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:11 pm
"You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and know one would know you weren't wearing anything."
-Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga, Azumanga Daioh
"But about a reindeer... what kind of a nose shines? How did he get it? Maybe it's not a reindeer. It could be something else.."
-Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga, Azumanga Daioh
Osaka: I think that when Christmas-time comes...
Chiyo: Yes?
Osaka: There's a red-nosed reindeer. That's mean. "Your shining nose is useful in the fog..." The way he said it doesn't help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'd get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.
-Azumanga Daioh
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Be careful at that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be a train coming through." -Anonymous
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:04 pm
(for those who've never seen the show, both people are undead (but not in the vampire sense) so they can't die. Mason had a bit of an "accident" while muling drugs gonk )
Roxy: [to Mason who is curled up on a bench at the diner and looking out the window] What's wrong with you?
[Mason blinks in her direction, eyes bloodshot]
Roxy: Are you stoned?
Mason: [looking very pale and sickly] I've got illegals in my bottom...
[referring to the bag of cocaine that broke in his rectum at the airport]
Roxy: [looking at mason shaking her head] Why do you do this to yourself?
Mason: [hand on his forehead whimpering] I don't know.
~Dead Like Me
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:49 pm
 If L's a genius...If L's a freak...Quote from Ouran High School Host Club.
Haruhi, trying to comfort the Class Rep who's scared, reads him
a passage from the book "108 Ways to Get Through Scary Situations"
Haruhi- "Strategies on how to deal with scary situations 1-"
Class Rep- "Yeah, yeah?"
Haruhi- "Endure it and it'll be over eventually."
Class rep -"..."
Haruhi- "2- Chant "Away ghost!" ten times."
Class Rep- "......."
Haruhi- "3- Pretend you don't see it even if you actually do."
Class Rep- "No! Strategies like that don't solve anything!"
...then B's an extreme genius....then B's an extreme freak.
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:19 am
Whatever you are, be a good one - Abraham Lincoln
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BlueAltitude Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:50 am
"Reasonable people adapt to the world. Unreasonable people persist in trying to adapt the world to themselves. Therefore, all progress depends on unreasonable people." --George Bernard Shaw
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." --Stephen Roberts
"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument." --William G. McAdoo
These are some of my favorites rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:42 am
"The Normal is the good smile in a childs eyes -all right. It both sustains and kills -like a God. It is the Ordinary made beautiful:it is also the Average made lethal" - Peter Shaffer
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." ~Groucho Marx
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:59 pm
Fact:
Mercury was once considered a cure-all for everything from headaches to syphilis. The highly toxic element can lead to mercury poisoning, a common condition in the 19th century. Sufferers were referred to as "Mad Hatters" ( surprised ) once their trembling and demented symptoms arose.
~Fact or Crap
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