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 Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:16 pm
 » So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evening serving Chowder and Ice Tea.
Should've gone to Freeee Credit. Report dot com. (Yeehaw!)
I could've seen this coming at me like an Atom Bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts.
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:53 pm
Well I'm shopping for a new car, which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cause now I'm drivin' off the lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E, that spells free
Credit report dot com, baby
Saw their ads on my tv,
thought about going but was to lazy.
Now instead of looking fly I'm rollin' fat
My legs are stickin' to the vinyl
And my posse's gettin' laughed at
F-R-E-E, that spells free
Credit report dot com, baby!!
(I didn't even have to look that up, I know it by heart. ._. )
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:55 pm
» I love that one too. XD The one about the Dream Girl though. . Meh.
Did you ever notice the pirate hat in the back seat though behind the guitar guy in that car one?
[ OMG, same here when I was typing up the first one. XDD ]
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:43 pm
Gahhh. I hate those jingles~ They always get stuck in my head~
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:50 pm
Quoting adverts now, are we? I must needs go and haunt your dreams in retribution. pirate
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:03 pm
The difference between TV and marijuana is that marijuana doesn't try to sell you anything while it's making you stupid.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:40 am
lol I love those commercials o.o;
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:29 am
I like the pirate one better
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:33 am
I do like the Pirate version better, but now the end part of the pirate one is stuck in my head....IT KEEPS REPLAYING!!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:47 pm
. . .
I was singing the second one in my third hour class today.
. . .
^^;
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:26 am
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