Young Dan sat and played with his blocks, for what seemed like an eternity... or about nine years. In that time, he saw the future. He saw a world, many worlds, ruled by him, Jack, and Phantom. He saw the three of them having a competition of ego. He also saw himself in the future, and knew all he knew in the future. In some worlds, he had paper towel warriors. In some, the warriors were humanoid.
Dan's nose started bleeding. The daycare worker ran over to him.
"OH MY GOD! SOMEONE CALL—"
Dan's head then exploded, and immediately, a giant red eyeball took its place.
Without further ado, the closet where the paper towels were burst open, and out came a bunch of paper towel people armed to the teeth with assault rifles. However, they had tickle bullets in them.
The others, excluding Jack and Phantom, were shot with tickle bullets relentlessly. So pretty much the entire daycare was filled with laughter.
"I AM. GENERAL KCUF FFO... but this lifetime of mine came to an end, Jack and Phantom."
He grew to be full sized, big and bulky. General Kcuf Ffo's original build.
The entire room then exploded, and the background was... space. Both Jack and Phantom stood in their adult forms, yet, they were ethereal, and they both perceived General as such, too. They were now entirely separated.
His entire body seemed to glow bright red. He then continued to grow bigger, until cracks would form, and wildly flailing tendrils would come out of those cracks. These tendrils, same color as the rest of him, wrapped around, as though trying to stop General from exploding.
His entire body was enveloped with tendrils, except for his right hand, which reached out at the two holograms of his old comrades. The hand then exploded, and the tendrils imploded.
Date of General Kcuf Ffo's death: unknown.
Time between death and reincarnation: Also unknown.
"Phantom. Jack. Should any of you be seeing this, you now know that I am gone. Should I ever come back, I hope to define my moral alignment, and not let my path define me."
End of transmission.
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