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 Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:19 pm
I am the pressure that is constantly pushing and pulling at the boulder. I search and search until finally I find that tiny crack; with a sudden surge I burst through the crack, causing the boulder to shatter. Unfortunately, my sense of time is skewed, and instead of taking merely a moment to reach my goal, it takes me thousands of years.
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:37 pm
I am impatience which resides in all of humanity. I demand results now, and discard all slow processes such as pressure shattering a boulder.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:45 am
I am death, the only singular concept which humans are more than willing to wait for. I destroy the human concept of impatience.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:16 pm
i am a newly concieved babe, whose mere precense is enough to invoke a lifetime of patience within the mother-to-be
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:55 pm
I am the electric outlet, who tempts the new-born babe to a burning, painful death.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:16 am
i am the babe's mother, who seeks to protect her innocent firstborn and places those little plastic capthingies on the outlets
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:55 pm
I am the short in the wiring, which starts the fire to melt the outlet cover.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:24 pm
Im the babes guardian angel that with my magic destroy the outlet altogether to stop this chain. ninja biggrin
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:30 pm
I am the thrifty electrician, who finds the short and replaces the wire.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:39 pm
I am the electrian hater and destroy the electrian with my sniper rifle.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:19 am
ugh the guild has been slow lately ae?
i am elextricity who loves the irony when the haterof teh electrician is electrocuted when lightening strikes the rifle
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:45 pm
I am a Rod conductor, I'm able to make the lighting to head to me and render it useless against anyone.
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