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I'm here asking my perverts what their idea of a perfect sex partner would be? Hair, eyes, body, clothing style ethinicity, religion, social status, economic status.

Now, relationships are a good thing to develop, but we all know what we want and are looking for. You may ask for intelligence, however, I DO NOT want to hear about "beauty doesn't matter as long as it's a mind I can live with and appreciate for the rest of my life...blah..blah blah." I don't care for this to turn into the want adds, this is the dream thread!

Can't think of what to say? Well, what kind of person do you fantasize about when masturbating? twisted

These "dream people" may reveal a little something about your fellow perverts that nothing else can give out wink

I tend to have very broad tastes; in other words, the kind of person I fantasize about while masturbating tends to change on a regular basis. wink

But dream-girl wise? She'd be a brunette; not jet-black, but a natural, deep, chocolatey-brown to either her shoulders or a bit lower. Brown eyes, like mocha I'd fall into- even though I don't like coffee. I don't want a woman who'd crush me, nor would I want someone whom I'd worry about breaking in half; I'd prefer someone with some curves, though, a l'il plushness...Not enough to be flabby, but kinda...Soft, y'know? Large breasts- C cup, maybe a little bigger, is preferable- and the big one is that she'd have to smell nice. It might not matter to a lot of guys out there, but I have a sensitive nose and a sensitive tongue- which, unfortunately for some, means that certain pungent odors and tastes really stand out for me- including smoking and drinking. Not that I don't drink occasionally, I just don't enjoy it. ^-^ But since this is my fantasy, she wouldn't smoke.

Clothing-wise is a tough decision; I'd want her to dress casually sometimes with a t-shirt stretched a l'il across her chest and baggy pants. Other times, really dressing up enhances the 'zomg you're beautiful' aspect. And don't get me started on the 'private' aspects of dressing up. x.X From simplicity in underclothing to elaborate lingerie to any other 'bedroom' attire...Erm, yeah. sweatdrop

Etnicity's preferably Caucasian. Not that I'm particularly against asian, african-american, or latin american or anything, but we're talking about the perfect sex-partner for me. ;B A mix of caucasian and Japanese or Latin, maybe? Religion really isn't a big issue for me, solong as it isn't a big issue for her that I'm an agnostic. Which, in my dream-land, it doesn't. ^-^ Typically, my perfect sex partner would range from atheist, to agnostic, to a Christian- and no, the sect doesn't matter...Although the whole catholic schoolgirl aspect- particularly with the short skirt- is very appealing. 3nodding As long as religion isn't blinding the rationale, if'n you know what I mean.

Social status isn't important. Neither is economic status, really. It doesn't matter if she's the most popular in her class or the complete social outcast, or if she's rich or poor (Although being the most rich and popular would make me wonder what she's doing with me. o.o;; ). I mean, as long as she isn't going to be an unemployed High School drop-out and she has some plans for her life? Woo~. ^-^

As for other things not mentioned? Piercings and tattoos can be nice solong as they're in moderation, but they aren't necessary. Personal hygeine is a must- I understand that not everyone has perfect teeth and all, but that doesn't mean she shouldn't keep them clean. She doesn't need to have a tan, solong as she isn't pale. Soft lips would be nice. Maybe even someone who can cook- just because I can cook doesn't mean I enjoy doing it every night. x.x And last but not least? She should be sexually active with me. ;p Not that I'm terribly against those who want to save themselves until marriage, but...Hey, the only way to get better at something is to (safely) practice. Although again, in the whole fantasy-deal, contraceptives are more or less abandoned. x.x;; Again, not that I'm against them, but...Yeah. My fantasy. x.x;

Yeah, some variations exist; sometimes the hair's a little shorter, like mid-neck or something. I just don't like really, boyishly-cut kind of short. I don't want a pizza-face. i.e. I don't like a lot of pimples on a girl. I prefer not to have many, if any, freckles...Maybe it's just in Maryland, but I haven't seen many attractive women that have them. I mean, prove me wrong? Please? x.x I don't want extremely dominant or extremely submissive women; not that the latter are bad, somuch as I occasionally like letting her take the initiative. Which means, you guessed it, someone who can be either way depending on her mood. n.n

And to be honest? If I managed to have a long-term relationship with someone like the previously mentioned? Like, a sexual one? That was deeper then friends? I would crap a brick.

I'm serious. I would walk off to a nice, quiet corner, shimmy my junx down, squat, wait the appropriate second or two, and then crap a perfect, well-polished brick. I would sell it on eBay and say that it had the face of Mother Teresa on it to net an extra grand or two. I would not only be the luckiest man on Earth, but the luckiest man of Earth with a couple-grand and a stretched rectum.

..Yeah, a bit of a low self-esteem moment there. Anyways, that's the minx that I'd be happy with. ^-^

Just like my husband, only more horny all the time. Also, a bit less lazy when it comes to sex and stamina.

Maybe a little better at initiating sex and stuff.

Most of my sexual fantasies are quite /d/ so it's really not a question about what I fantasize about, because most of those fantasies involve stuff that does not exist.