Update your list of awesome people.
I'm "iKayako" now.
It was going to be "xKayako", but....i takes up less space therefore fooling you into thinking I've been here long enough to have the epic name of just "Kayako".
In other news, I made a mule to reserve my old name.
Because I'm weird.
That concludes the news for today.
Your horoscope: You are going to die. Maybe not now or of this, but someday you'll die.