Kittica Wrai
Mirienne
bashley13

Erik would
a) Go on a bloody rampage
b) Kill himself
c) Have a heart attack
d) All of the above, and lots of crying.
Any of those. The thought makes me sad.

I may be coldhearted, but the idea of Erik going on a bloody rampage (well, a bloodier rampage than usual) is mildly amusing.
"CARE FOR A SHAVE??"
But anyway, I agree with the above points.
Erik, the Phantom Barber of Paris?