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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:54 am


I wonder, can doctors examine me and tell me why is my hair suffering discoloration? I mean, I have mostly black hair today, but in a few years, I'll be brown, then a redhead, then all kinds of blonde (?!) until I finally turn into a platinum blonde. What the hell is that all about?
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:06 pm


It seemsfitting that Viagra funded this.

Having said that, I think it should give people even further motivation to be gender equal...
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 2:44 pm


Does this mean men good with kids don't get any? gonk
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:42 am


I think it means more like, men who are good with kids would get a long-temr relationship rather than a one-night stand.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:55 pm


Japan: Every dog has her day

By Ryann Connell
May 7, 2006

Ugly women have never had it better before in Japan, according to Shukan Gendai, which argues the business of being a "busu" - the local parlance for an aesthetically challenged woman - is booming.

Japan's Ugly Ducklings are transforming if not quite into beautiful swans, then at least into geese that lay golden eggs.

"Busu no Hitomi ni Koishiteiru (I'm in Love with the Dog's Pupils," the story of an ugly woman capturing the heart of a good-looking man, is proving to be a huge ratings winner for the Fuji TV network. It's based on a real-life tale written by broadcast writer Osamu Suzuki and his wife, Miyuki Oshima, who is part of Mori Sanchu, an all-girl comedy trio who's biggest joke is that they're all ugly.

Fuji may be pleased at the program's progress, but it was lucky to get on screens in the first place.

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"When I first suggested this program, there was a huge outcry within the company," Keiichi Shigematsu, the program's producer, tells Shukan Gendai. "And that was exactly what I wanted. I decided that rather than get a pretty actress to play the lead and use make-up to get her to look ugly, I chose to employ an ugly actress and make her the subject of a Cinderella Story."

Tomoko Murakami was the woman chosen to play the lead."When they first offered me the role, I asked them whether the 'dog' referred to in the title was supposed to be me. When they told me it was, I was a bit shocked, but then they said that I'd be playing the lead and a heroine, I was hooked," Murakami says with a laugh. "I'd be delighted if this drama helps people to realize that the good in people arises regardless of their looks."

Plenty of people across Japan already seem to have cottoned on to the idea. Katsuya Takasu, head of the Takasu Clinic chain of cosmetic surgeons and author of the book "Busu no Kabe (The Wall of Ugliness)," says that it's now "in" to be ugly.

"In an interesting experiment I carried out, I took the faces of 10 ugly women, shuffled them and used them to create a composite photo of a single face. I did the same thing with 10 beautiful women. And you know something, the face made from the supposedly ugly women was much more beautiful. What it all meant was that beautiful women's faces were only average, and anybody who differed got called ugly," Takasu tells Shukan Gendai.

"Ugly women get subjected to discrimination and prejudice, but actually they've often got plenty of hidden talents that only need a little coaxing to bring out. That's why we wrote about breaking through the wall of ugliness."

Shigeru Kashima, a prominent scholar of French literature, agrees with Takasu.

"A beautiful inner self has a direct correlation with a person's appearance. There are very few good-looking people who are also interesting people. Good-looking people are nothing more than average. Their inner selves are like their looks - average. Recently, people have started to regard people's characters as important factors in deciding whether to pursue a relationship, which is why more guys are now turning their attentions toward ugly women," the scholar says.

Nobuhiro Motohashi, a scholar of far more salacious studies -- Japan's sex industry -- also concurs that when it comes to looks, it's better not to have them.

"Nowhere is it easier to see the benefits of being with an ugly woman than sex. Sleep with a beauty and she's almost always frigid, over-passive and struggles to climax. For a variety of reasons, sex with a beautiful woman almost always disappoints. There's a tendency with beautiful women to want to try and remain beautiful even when they've taken off all their clothes," the sex expert says.

"But ugly women are awesome! They give their all, almost as though they never want to let you go. They haven't got any pointless pride so they go at it with total liberation. Beautiful women who've grown up getting everything handed to them on a plate are almost invariably dogs when it comes to sex."

Adding his two bits to the same argument is Taka Kato, the doyen of male adult movie actors with over 5,000 credits under his belt (in more ways than one).

"Beautiful women always have sex on the assumption that they are doing the man a favor," Kato tells Shukan Gendai. "But, sleep with an ugly woman and the attitude she brings with her is one of gratitude. She puts in more effort, sort of as a way of saying, 'Thank you for choosing me.'"

Copyright 1999-2006, Mainchi Daily. Used with permission. All rights reserved. Ryann Connell is a Staff Writer and Senior Desk Editor for the Mainchi Daily News. No content may be reproduced in whole or part without written permission. Please contact us via the link below for re-print and syndication policies or visit Mainchi Daily at http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/ for more information on Mainchi stories.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:38 am


Love-starved servicemen easy marks for honey traps


"To be frank, the biggest annoyance that servicemen face is related in some manner to their not having a girlfriend."

Speaking is a former officer of the Japan Ground Self Defense Forces. He continues.

"A lot of the soldiers are good guys, but because of the nature of their work, they have no chance to meet women."

The sad fact, opines Weekly Playboy (April 30), is that for members of Japan's armed forces, romance is a constant struggle to avoid falling into a variety of booby traps. As a result, the only women with whom they tend to form serious relationships are the daughters of sympathizers of the military, or those who have friends or family members in the service -- of whom there are not that many to begin with.

This is not to say that there aren't other women out there who are interested in forming relationships with members of the JSDF. But their motives for befriending a lonely serviceman may be a problem. Especially if they happen to be nationals of a certain large Asian country that has begun to increasingly assert its presence in the East China Sea.

Which brings us to a 33-year old member of the Maritime Self Defense Forces, who, as the media recently reported, leaked highly sensitive data on advanced Aegis cruisers. According to a joint investigation with the Naval Investigation unit and the Kanagawa prefectural police, the man's Chinese wife was found involved in the shenanigans, and charged, not with espionage, but with violating the immigration law!

"The Defense Ministry has been trying to play down the affair," says Shinsaku Yanai, a former military intelligence officer. "There was a big ruckus years ago when a member of the military got nabbed passing secrets to the former Soviet embassy, and since then the authorities try to play it down. The reason in this case is that they will really be discredited in the eyes of the Americans, which supplies Japan with the Aegis technology. Also, Japan is in the process of trying to mend fences with China.

"When military factors are weighed against political expediency, you can count on people to seek a 'political solution.'"

The Aegis incident is just one of a number of recent cases where Japanese servicemen have been lured into so-called "honey traps" by Chinese women. In other countries these usually involve extorting them by use of compromising photos and, in extreme cases, drugging and abductions. But the simplest way, which has proved surprisingly effective, is just to treat the grateful servicemen with affection.

By this method, extracting useful information from service members, Weekly Playboy remarks, has proved as easy as twisting the proverbial baby's arm.

"The Public Security Intelligence Agency has become aware of an (unnamed) organization that is placing Chinese females into areas close to Maritime Self Defense Forces bases," says military affairs analyst Toya Busujima. "I suppose that incidents like the one that recently occurred will continue."

"Just the other day, a noncommissioned officer at the GSDF base at Shimoshizu, Chiba Prefecture, allowed data on the layout of an arms depot at the camp in Matsudo to be leaked from his personal computer through a virus he downloaded from an adult Web site," says Busujima.

Soldiers, it seems, have little social life. On their days off, they just linger in their rooms at the barracks, seldom emerging to date women, and instead whiling away their free time perusing adult sites.

The same situation appears to apply to young policemen as well.

"Not popular? Oh come on!" exclaims a 35-year-old police inspector. "Our guys don't even know how to talk to a girl. And they're completely intimidated by the type of girls they meet in their work."

Why is this problematic? Weekly Playboy points out that one of the things science geeks or researchers and cops have in common is access to "important information" -- which is why they are targeted by wily foreign females. And should things keep going the way they are, Japan risks becoming a land of the lost due to the "popularity gap" that keeps such males from forming relationships with their own countrywomen.

Perhaps the problem is simply one of image.

"In America, Hollywood depicts soldiers as gallant and dashing figures," says military affairs journalist Shinichi Kiyotani. "Can't Japan do the same thing in films and TV dramas that'll burnish the image of the JSDF and servicemen and cause girls to get the hots for men in uniform?"

So come on then, o women of Japan: Your country, Nippon, is calling you, to fulfill your duty and befriend one of the nation's valiant defenders -- a dashing young soldier, sailor or airman. How about it? (By Masuo Kamiyama, People's Pick contributor)

April 21, 2007

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:22 am


I have a certain affection for a man in uniform. *half-smile*
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