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You mean ... Like mondo monster hits? Wow, bro. I can take a consideratly large hit, but nothing extraordinary.

Anyhow. Check this out. When I smoke I usually see stuff. Well, lets see... This one time, at my friends house, I saw ninjas. I s**t you not. Honest to Hinata's Goodies, NINJA. I could've swore they were here to either kill or recruit me... or perhaps they would kill THEN recruit me!?

"OH GOD!! THEY'RE HERE!!! s**t!! DUDE! GET DOWN!" I said, tackling my best bud, believing he almost got a shuriken to the head. I sprained my knee and also bruised my a** hardcore.

THEN there's alllllllll those times I've microwaved s**t and just forgot about it. That's my usual. The ninja's are a bit unusual.

how about smoking a dubbie and not remembering where you put it

I have a few stories. Starting with the most recent.
My friends Josh & Keith were smoking at the Rec in our neighborhood and Keith kept saying he saw a "ninja cat" jumping up and down in the distance. Josh didn't see it at first,but, then they just started like getting all fascinated with it. They then started daring each to go up to it and pet it. Keith,wouldn't so, Josh went. When he got up to it, he was hysterical laughing. It was a bag in the wind. XD


Me and Keith were so high this one time, we kept walking right by our friend Chelsea's house. We did it like 3 times. It seriously took us like 15 minutes to finally knock up for her. When he only lives like practically less than a block away. That same night, he dropped the dutch while we were in the middle of smoking in his mom's car and when he went on the floor to go get it, he got stuck between the space between the back seat and the drivers seat and I had to help him out. We had a lot of good lulz about it,though. Before this, we were hysterial over the word "pickles".

Josh was once so high, he fell asleep under 95,like forgot how to cross a street and kept going into traffic, insisted we go to his house to eat but forgot where were going and asked me, Keith,and our friend Melanie halfway there and acted surprised when we told him,and then like forgot where his house was, insisting that it was up the other street.

I never told you I needed you darling, like a rose needs the rain. How could you possibly know how much?

Haha, alright. I was stoned off my a** and I got this brilliant idea to build a fort and get more high. I use every blanket in the house and build this giant a** fort around the TV and call my sister and her boyfriend to see if they want to hotbox with me.

So the three of us are scrunched up in a little fort (small on the inside, massive on the outside) getting high and watching like Planet Earth, the TV series. My sister's boyfriend, David, is trying to trip me out and keeps lighting the lighter in front of my face and then he lit my hair on fire.

Well, my sister gets this horrified look on her face and I'm like: "...?" because, of course, stoned-a** me doesn't notice until it got next to my eye.

Edit: Yeah, I've taken those a couple of times. The last time I did it I passed out.

STUPID STORY NUMBER 2!

I was on the PotSpace chat talking to a couple of stoners and I typed out "dude, I'm to high to get up" so someone said: "stay the ******** down"

I didn't, because I had like, really bad cotton mouth. So I got up, and I went a step and got a head rush, but didn't stop. When I reached the I started swaying and the next thing I thought was: "s**t dude I better not pass the ******** out" and then I passed out.

And smart me jinxes myself again by thinking: "s**t s**t s**t I better not head my head" and my head smacked on the corner of the metal cabinet.

It hurt like a bit, but I was fine.

i can take double breath hits-thats what we call them-


the most stupid thing Ive done was-stick my head out the window of a car to mess with this one old guy say "whats up baby, can i get ur number" and when we hit the corner i noticed there was a girl standing there with cheeks as read as cherry's. poor girl was probably really embarrassed. that's not the stupidest that's just the only one i remember right now XD

My stupid high time was when we were smoking "headband" weed and I said "I don't know why they call it headband weed...it doesn't feel like I've got a headband on." THEN...everybody laughed their asses off and my buddy tells me that's just what they call this stuff. So I humiliated myself but was worth it because it was so funny!

I've done hits like that where you exhale and inhale again only to exhale again and there's still smoke. That's what I call a "2 for 1 special".

I think everybody's lost what they were smoking at one point or another but luckily for me I found it shortly after.

I tried to light a pipe with another pipe. lol Didn't work.