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SkeletonPhoenix

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:59 pm


By reading that my brain has died.

I am now on the ground dying please send and ambulence. Maybe they will give me logic.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:12 pm


I still think that G.I. Joe did it.

The a*****e.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:03 am


Ya know...if the Christians were right...I don't think anybody would still be alive at Noah's time 'cause everyone would've died out from their horrible, horrible birth defects <_<
PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:45 pm


So, all of the fossils and evidence gathered is actually a fabrication by people who don't trust God?
All of it? Done over the past 50-100+ years? Everyone is secretly in a conspiracy to convince little children to not belive in God?
Right...
And never mind the fact that dinosaurs were probably not intelligent enough to think of hiding in the clouds, nor were humans even alive when dinos existed...

Oh, but with the fact that the peoeple in the bible living 600-900 years, maybe we did.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:44 am


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Dragons? What is this, Honah Lee?


theres a chapter in the book of job that is entirely dedicated to describing a creature that is "ironically" similar to the fantasy creatures we know today as dragons. i think its job chapter. 41. it talkes of a fire breathing animal.....and what fantasy creature do we know of that is fire breathing? dragons.

thats probably why dragons was mentioned in the comic. but how dinosaurs died....that comic is jumping on a limb there. the bible doesn't even USE the word "dinosaur" what so ever. so i say they're jumping on a limb or something. in the end i dont really care about dinosaurs.

and yes im back. sorry i havent responded in the guild for a while. been working my arse off between two jobs trying to make a living for myself so i havent had much time to comment.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:21 am


Habible
Ya know...if the Christians were right...I don't think anybody would still be alive at Noah's time 'cause everyone would've died out from their horrible, horrible birth defects <_<
I know! Even as a child I couldn't buy that. Actually, when I was really young, I figured that Adam and Eve were super human, and we're just the retarded, inbred offspring. Isn't that funny? I was a cute kid.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:53 pm


Lunar Falcon
As I introduced myself before I'm a paleontology student. Considering some sauropods were over 100ft and they had two of each on the arc, I think it must have been a floating continent rather than a boat.

Nonsense! scream
Genesis 6:15
Here is how I want you to build it. The ark has to be 450 feet long. It has to be 75 feet wide and 45 feet high


(This is from the New International Reader's Version. The measurements have been converted from "cubits".)

The Bible is just so perfectly far-fetch'd, is it not? xd
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:23 pm


*Crosses out the word "theory" in the thread title and replaces it with "conjecture"*

3nodding

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Zekeachu

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:09 pm


That, and you can somewhat tell that the part that the dinosaurs died from 'lack of oxygen' was just a poor attempt at using non-Biblical logic. :U
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:32 pm


Lunar Falcon
As I introduced myself before I'm a paleontology student. Considering some sauropods were over 100ft and they had two of each on the arc, I think it must have been a floating continent rather than a boat.

http://thebibleliterally.comicgenesis.com/comics/20070917b.jpg

that is horrible tho. If i had seen that as a kid, i would have flipped and started like.. sacrificing lambs and whatnot.

But didnt God say He would never completely destroy the world again, and as a sign of the agreement with Noah he made the rainbow..?
Doesnt that contradict the comic were it said the world would be engulfed in flames or whatever?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:46 pm


Les Adieux
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That made me lol.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:43 pm


Its sad that they have to scare people into believing at such a young age. I mean seriously? "Do this or you'll DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!"

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:16 pm


Vakruz
*Crosses out the word "theory" in the thread title and replaces it with "conjecture"*

3nodding

*Crosses out "conjecture" and replaces with "drug induced brain-fart"*

twisted



RE: PickleBoy. Well, they KNOW it's effective. And scaring little kids into thinking how you want them to is acceptable, if it's used in the name of jeebus. Obviously.
Same justification the inquisition used. And the witch burners. We all know what good godly souls they were. cry
PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:23 pm


.: [ Wow. Just Wow. I used to read those things in church...but that was by far the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Dinosaurs just randomly died from oxygen deprivation? Last time I checked, there are a lot more 'large animals' than just the dinosaurs, not to mention there are many types of dinosaurs, MANY if which are NOT that large at all. ] :.

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