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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:29 pm
Atrocity: I'll do my best...Now bring the hotness that is your sis
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:14 am
Damita walks up to the boys before giving her brother a hug. Snypa cuts Atrocity a glare before continuing with the show.
Snypa: "Damita, my dear sister- you have a big match coming up at Guilty as Charged with...Casey's Bennett's girlfriend Tristianna Taylor. What's the feeling on that?"
Damita: "Well, Snypa- I'll say this. Tristi's dead meat. She went on a smear campaign saying that I used fire! crying But, what the hell. It may be true, it might not be. s**t, it's not the first time I set someone on fire. Remember your senior prom date?"
Snypa: "s**t, yeah! When she slapped the taste out of my mouth and broke up with me, you came running out there and kicked her a**. Then you regrettably torched her. But it was priceless. Oh, yeah. You know Atrocity, right?"
Damita turns around to greet Atrocity, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
Damita: "Pleased to meet you. Now how about you guys? You have a big match tonight against Mick Foley and whoever it is he's bringing out. What's up on that? Care to answer, Atro?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:51 am
Episode 8: Gangsta's Paradise shall sterilize the C-Men; Opinion About Diego Alva's Return; New Renegades Movie
Bloody Reich are in an EEW ring, hours before the show. Surrounding the ring is the Gangsta's Paradise cage.
Atrocity: "Welcome to Third Reich from the Sun, EEW.com. We're your hosts, Atrocity and the EEW Television Champion, Snypa. Tonight, we bring you a special episode of Third Reich."
Snypa: "Tonight, I have a championship defense against Jed- who apparently considers Diego Alva his idol, with the constant preaching I've been hearing. Speaking of which, Diego Alva's back."
Atrocity: "*growls* I heard. *punches fist into hand*"
Snypa: "Atro...calm down. Back to what I was saying. With his last act as co-Chairman, that walking fat farm of a has-been decided to add the stipulation of any interference on either side wins Jethro the championship I won at December to Dismember. Last week's destruction of the Navy boys and the Head Rent-A-Gay was the most fun we've had in our life. Joe, if you're out there watching this, thanks for watching our backs."
Atrocity: "That Saint Joey, he's such a good kid. He's got a lot of potential to be great here in EEW. Speaking of Joey, Rent-A-Gays, and us- buy that hot new DVD available on EEW.com and retailers everywhere: it's a true story called Rent-A-Gays and it stars Tavarius as Joey, Esoteric as Cardok, and Samoa Dan as Tavarius."
Snypa: "Dan as Tavarius? What the hell?!"
Atrocity: "That's what it says."
Snypa: "*looks at DVD cover* Holy s**t. Speaking of the Inquisition, it looks like we'll be meeting up at One Night Stand coming up in a month. It's supposed to be sick, just how we like it. I mean, Tag Team gold is on the line against the Marines, who like C-Men so much they've joined the Navy, and us. You and I don't have any problems with Tav and Eso- but if push comes to shove, we've got no problem with doing away with them either."
Atrocity: "Three times as Tag Team Champions sounds cool to me. We've had people messaging us about how we feel about Diego Alva's return. How are we supposed to feel? We set him on fire and he comes back. He's like a preaching cockroach."
Snypa: "*laughs* Preaching cockroach! That's good. But seriously, I can care less. There's always gonna be someone who'd be willing to beat the hell out of him, or in his case- into him. I mean, it'd be nice if we could torch him and Jed all in one go and do away with their bible thumping."
Atrocity: "Also, our fans have asked about Gangsta's Paradise and what it is. Care to explain, Snypa?"
Snypa: "Yeah. First, it's a song by Coolio from the soundtrack of the 1995 movie, Dangerous Minds. Next, it was an ECW Pay-Per-View. And finally, it was the cage match that the Original Gangstas took part in. Of course, there are weapons known to the thinking man's wrestler that are placed in that cage. It isn't like the House of Hell, where there's no escape."
Atrocity: "The only way to win is by pinfall or submission. Meaning, not just one fall. But beating the whole team. Basically, impossible odds can be met in this match should the numbers dwindle for a single team."
Snypa: "Oh, yeah. There's one more thing. *holds up a DVD*"
Atrocity: "We got something from one of our friends from Miami. Yeah, apparently, the C-Men and the Marines, ahem, excuse me- the Navy- decided to get started on filming Brokeback Mountain 2."
Snypa: "More details about this scandalous sex tape will be revealed. *gags* Not! This homemade but shitty movie will be sold to the highest bidder. And that's it for the show!"
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:21 pm
Episode 9: One Night Stand; The Inquisition's Last Stand
Snypa: "Welcome to Third Reich from the Sun!"
Atrocity: "You mean, welcome to Third Reich live from EEW One Night Stand!"
Snypa: "You're right. Tonight, we have something special."
Atrocity: "Not just that Druid's Prophecy match, right?"
Snypa: "You're right. Not just the match with the tag gold on the line. We have a public service announcement for the Inquisition. c** lickers in the truck- hit it!"
This message is brought to you by the masters of View of Atrocity, Grand Slam, and Das Blitzkrieg:
The Inquisition: EEW's reigning Tag Team Champions. Tavarius and Esoteric are without a doubt, the greatest force in all of sports entertainment rivaling their allies Bloody Reich.
The Inquisition have become household names in EEW and are even supported by Illinois Senator Barack Obama. They have managed to bring a wave of destruction that not even Bloody Reich can through the use of flames.
The Bloody Inquisition: a fighting force sworn by common hatred to cease the existence of C5 as well as the Marines. They are a unit made up of Tavarius, Esoteric, Snypa, and Atrocity. These four are the reason that Mick Foley has given up his share of EEW.
Together they stand and divided they kick a**. But, at One Night Stand:
Snypa's voice: Inquisition. The C-Men and the Brokeback Navy Seals, will fall to their knees at our feet where they belong....
Atrocity's voice: And only we alone are worthy for competing for those championships around your waists....
Snypa's voice: But if you cross us...if you interfere in our campaign...
Atrocity's voice: Then we will have to mete out a verdict to you as well...
Snypa's voice: We will have to declare you guilty....
Atro's voice: And your sentence will be the same as that of the C-Men and the Marines...
Both: Death!
Focus is back on Bloody Reich:
Snypa: "That's...that's so nice. I don't mind going to get some beers and hit up some parties with you, Eso and Tav. But if you come between us and our mission, we will not only take away your titles- we will take your pride."
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:29 pm
WARNING! SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELED!
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