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 Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:03 pm
Bryna grinned. "Chocolate chip! Everybody loves chocolate chip. Except for those poor souls who are allergic to chocolate and so deny that chocolate is any good." She shook her head mournfully before brightening right back up and handing a cookie to Venom, and then to Deadpool.
"It was kinda hard to find you guys! I didn't think you'd be out somewhere, you've just been sitting around the house, but you weren't there when the cookies got done so I had to come find you..." She trailed off as she examined Venom again. "Oooh your mouth looks kinda like... what're those fish with the sharp teeth and the really big jaws? Except yours doesn't have that massive overbite thing. Maybe like a snake and... one of those..." She paused. "They live in jungles?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:18 pm
"Oh happy, happy, happy!" The monster roared, his tails smashing into the ground with approval as he accepted the treat, munching on it without delay. Yes, yes, so very good...Pity there weren't more. Deadpool's lack of initiative, however, had him rolling his eyes, giving his head a shake of disgust. Now really, was it that hard? Oh well.
They arched their neck slightly under the scrutiny, their face splitting into a broad, too-wide grin as she mentioned their mouth. Fish? "Oh, oh, we know! Piranha." Came the chortle. So, they knew what piranha were? Maybe this world wasn't as different as he'd first assumed! "We find it fits our face very well." Venom snickered, giving her another grin. "Though, it does tend to make us a little more...scary. Like that wasn't the entire reason he'd formed it in the first place.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:29 pm
By the time Bryna handed him the cookie, Wade had almost forgotten about it. Not that he had ment to, no not at all, but his mind had shifted to donuts and then TV shows and actors before switching back to the cookie. Ah the cookie it sure looked good. And smelt rather delicious too.
The merc's tails flicked back and forth as he ploped onto his haunches, so that he could pull up his mask over his mouth so he could stuff his mouth with the cookie. Wade never did have good eating manners, not that it ever really mattered. And what a good cookie it was, as he had predicted, it was far better then those Chips!Away. The merc licked his chops after the cookie was finished, deciding to leave his mask as it was for a while. There was no rush or reason for him to pull the mask back down over his mouth anyways.
"Well there wasn't anything good on TV." Wade nodded, and well he had figured that a little outing would be good. He had to get used to this world anyways, right. "Nothing with the Olsen Twins, not even my beloved Bea Arthur. Just that Ty Pennington with the same sob stories. I think it was a re-run."
"Yeah, well next time Wade you can leave me to my work. Can't work on anything since you draged me out." Weasel spoke, folding his arms. He was not taking to this world too well. "That includes your guns." He figured he'd just add that in.
'Never thought about that. Well I haven't gotten a job yet, so I don't really need my guns right now. And I've still got my swords and other gadgets. -Though I do miss my guns...'
Piranha? "I used to have piranhas. Then one of them turned out to be the devil. So I would have killed the evil devil fish, but then it turned out to be my keychain who happened to be Rhino." Hmmm, he realy should look into getting another living keychain. Then again when his former keychains got revenge by turning him into a keychain and then shattered his honner well it wasn't a good thing. He did get free drinks though.
"Live keychains make good hamsters."
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:02 pm
Bryna fished another cookie apiece for the two males out of her sandwich bag and then found it empty. Hm? Oh well, more at home. "Piranha! Yeah, that's it." She nodded enthusiastically but pouted after he mentioned it making him scary. "Oh? It does? Too bad I can't get scared, I bet you'd be awesome at being terrifying." Another nod.
"You could always watch that animal channel. Did you know sharks never stop growing new teeth to replace the old ones? And some of the things they show on there..." she snickered. "Yeeeaaaah they complain about showing people doing that on TV and then they show it in the animal shows and say it's educational. Censors are weird."
She listened idly while Wade talked about piranhas, the devil, a keychain, and a... rhino? And hamsters. "Hamsters would make bad keychains though. They have a heart attack every time they see something big moving fast. And then they're dead, and they smell bad. I think I'd rather have paperclips. You can make jewelry with them and pick locks and stab people in the eyes. They don't like that." Which begs the question... when the hell did Bryna find out about stabbing people in the eyes and was it something she discovered on her own?
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:57 am
Cookie! Venom soon scarfed that one too, the symbiote sharing his pleasure with an excited churr, having always enjoyed the taste of chocolate. For good reason, too--without it, brains would be the alternative unless they allowed themselves to go insane and eventually die a horrendously painful death. Good thing the same chemicals found in brains were also conveniently located in chocolate! Becoming a cannibal was not something they looked forward too.
"Can't get scared?" The monster repeated, cocking his head curiously as he eyed the female. What was that supposed to mean? They were honestly quite certain they could scare her if they tried! Yeees, it was lucky they were so soft-hearted. "Our teeth grow back whenever we need." The symbiote snickered, the volume increasing as he caught on to what exactly Bryna was talking about. Naughty naughty...
Deadpool, however, soon brought a frown to Venom's face, and the beast beadily eyed the mercenary, as though that would help him understand. "...Keychains?" He repeated suspiciously, tilting his head the other way as he attempted to sort it out. "Why did you have the devil as your keychain? We would have smashed it for you!" Too right they would have. Paperclips, paperclips...This conversation was getting more and more confusing by the minute. "We don't know what you two are going on about!" Venom declared, his gaze beginning to wander again as he scoured the mountain-side. "So...by any chance, have you two seen a Spider? He's very important to us..." Important enough that they had to be the one who stomped it, of course.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:46 am
Did Bryna just say what he thought she did? Did that mean she'd actually watched...Hmmmm. "Nuible, nubile Bryna, you actually watch that stuff? And here I thought-" Hmmm, wait a minute, what exactly did he think? Ok, on that note he wasn't too sure of what he thought. Though it wasn't often you'd run into a female that would say something like that. Yeah, he definitely liked her.
'Now if hamsters had a heart attack so often you'd certainly go through a lot of little cotton balls-'
"-Not to mention hamsters break so easily." Now why did that unique voice of his sound so much like it knew that from past experiences. Perhaps it was best not to know. Wade's attention was soon grabed by Bryna's mentioning of using paperclips to pick locks and stab people. Picking locks with a paperclip? You know for some locks that'd probably be a handy thing to remember. . . . And did Bryna's room have a lock on it, 'cause...Ermm, no that might not be the best of ideas. -But hey he'd cetainly have that thought running about in his head for a while.
"You stab people in the eye with paperclips?" a grin peeled over Deadpool's maw. "See you should come do some mercenary work with me." Ah yes, he'd certainly enjoy that. Though having a female present would probably distract him, as it usually did.
"I got paid to cut off his horn. Such a good offer too." Wade spoke in response to Venom's question. "Of course I was later turned into a keychain because of it, but y'know how it is, beating up at only a few inches tall gets you more jobs." Ok not entirly, but it did make for good bragging rights. Although Venom had eyed him, the merc yet again didn't seem to catch on. Seriously, amde you want to hit him over the head with a brick to get the guy to clue in.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:41 pm
Bryna was distracted by some train of thought or other through most of the happenings that followed, though for some reason just the way Venom said Spider drew her out of whatever she had been musing about. "Spider? What kind of spider? I see lots of little ones in the trees, but they're not particularly special. And I don't know if any of them are boys... did you know girl spiders tend to be a lot bigger than the boys? And some of them eat the boys after, you know, instead of cigarettes or whatever. And those smell horrible, by the way. I wouldn't suggest trying them."
After another moment of drifting aimlessly above the three boys she resolutely straightened up. "I'm gonna head back to the Place for a while. Maybe I'll grab more cookies." Then she floated off back the way she'd come.
((You two can RP on your own a bit, follow her, whatever. I dunno, she's distracted right now. XD; ))
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:03 pm
They knew the Rhino, didn't they? Yes, yes, they'd certainly heard him, if not seen him a few times--more of a nuisance than an actual threat. "Cut off his horn?" Venom repeated, a pleased grin shooting across his face while his eyes narrowed to mere slits, apparently filled with glee at the thought of the Rhino's misfortune. The mention of the keychain, they decided, they wouldn't ask about. They didn't know how it worked, what had happened, and honestly, they didn't care!
Of course, they were disappointed with the girl's answer, making a low sound of disapproval. "Now that's too bad..." They murmured, shifting slightly as she floated away. Hm...In all honesty, the symbiote-fusion's interest had been lost as he shifted his position, giving the Merc with the Mouth another sly glance. "We think you ought to follow, don't you? She's offering more cookies!" Why wouldn't they follow? Of course...Venom had other things to brood over now, no longer so interested in immediately returning home as he was about finding out what he could about what other 'friends' of his had been transported here.
"We'll see you again." Venom assured, dropping his head to leer viciously at Weasel. "We promise." With a throaty cackle, the being swiftly wound his way past the pair, shifting in the opposite direction from which Bryna had traveled. Yes, they had so much more to explore!
((I think I'll stop it here, if that's okay? I dunno, it just seems like a good breaking point, now that they've all met. xD))
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:16 pm
Wade listened for a moment as Bryna spoke about the spiders, a moment being the key word, as his brain soon shifted to other things. He wasn't at all interested in spiders, well unless one would get him a million dollars or something of the sort. And that would probably not be happening anytime soon.
It wasn't long before Bryna had floated off back towards the Place. Wade canting his head to the side as he watched her, before his attention was grabed by Venom. Follow her? Hmmm, yes that was good advice, maybe she'd let him into her room now, he just couldn't stop asking. And cookies. Yes cookies, he'd get more cookies while he was at it.
"Good idea Wingman! See you around!" the merc grined before finally pulling down his mask back over his maw, before bounding off after the female.
Weasel flinched as Venom leered at him. Oh gosh, he was doomed for the rest of his life, now more then ever. The guardian blinked as Wade dashed off, leaving him where he stood. "WADE! WAIT UP!"
[ Mmmmmm'kay, sounds good t'me. 83 ]
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